Can you share some very short humorous stories?
Here's another. A man told his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'.' The doctor replied, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asked the man. 'It's not unusual,' said the doctor.
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
One more. A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender asked, 'Why do you have a steering wheel on your pants?' The pirate replied, 'Arrr, it's driving me nuts!'
Can you share some very funny humorous stories?
There is this hilarious story. A lady was driving and her GPS said, 'Turn left in 500 feet.' But there was a wall there. So she shouted at the GPS, 'I'm not a bird, I can't fly through the wall!' Also, a group of friends decided to have a barbecue in the park. One of them brought a big umbrella to protect from the sun. But when the wind blew, the umbrella turned inside out and chased them all around the park like a big, crazy monster.
Can you share some humorous short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some short humorous stories?
One more. A guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'
Can you share some humorous short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some humorous short ghost stories?
Sure. Here is one. A ghost was trying to scare a man in an old house. The man was eating a sandwich and just looked at the ghost and said, 'You're late for lunch. There's only half a sandwich left.' And the ghost was so surprised that it disappeared.
Can you share some humorous ghost short stories?
Sure. There was a ghost who was a terrible cook. He haunted an old kitchen, and whenever he tried to make 'ghostly' treats, like ectoplasm pancakes, they always turned out lumpy and gooey. His spooky friends would come over and pretend to enjoy them, but really they were just being polite.
Can you share some short humorous Christmas stories?
Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney while delivering presents. He wiggled and jiggled until he finally freed himself, but his beard was all askew and he had soot all over his face, making the kids giggle when they saw him.
Can you share some short funny humorous stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a bear walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender said, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I was born with them.'
Can you share some humorous Thanksgiving short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A family was having Thanksgiving dinner. The turkey was a bit overcooked and tough. When the grandpa tried to cut it, he said, 'This turkey must have been doing bodybuilding! It's so tough!' Everyone burst into laughter.
Can you share some humorous motivational short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A frog was trying to climb out of a well. It kept slipping back but it said to itself, 'I might slip a hundred times, but I'll get out on the 101st try!' And finally it did. This shows that persistence pays off even if you face setbacks humorously.