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Can you share some very short humorous stories?

2024-11-11 02:40
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2024-11-11 06:31

Here's another. A man told his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'.' The doctor replied, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asked the man. 'It's not unusual,' said the doctor.

2024-11-11 05:50

Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

2024-11-11 04:12

One more. A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender asked, 'Why do you have a steering wheel on your pants?' The pirate replied, 'Arrr, it's driving me nuts!'

Can you share some humorous short stories?
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2024-11-10 22:07
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some very funny humorous stories?
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2024-10-27 14:56
There is this hilarious story. A lady was driving and her GPS said, 'Turn left in 500 feet.' But there was a wall there. So she shouted at the GPS, 'I'm not a bird, I can't fly through the wall!' Also, a group of friends decided to have a barbecue in the park. One of them brought a big umbrella to protect from the sun. But when the wind blew, the umbrella turned inside out and chased them all around the park like a big, crazy monster.
Can you share some humorous Christian short stories?
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2024-11-13 02:02
Sure. Here is one. A little boy was praying very loudly. His mother asked him why he was praying so loudly. He said, 'I'm just talking to God. I don't want Him to miss what I'm saying.'
Can you share some humorous Christmas short stories?
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2024-11-12 23:59
Here's a humorous Christmas short story. A family was decorating their Christmas tree. The cat got into the box of ornaments and started batting them around like toys. When they finally caught the cat, they found it had an ornament stuck on its head, looking like a very festive feline. There's also the story of a Christmas choir where one singer's voice was so off - key that it made everyone laugh instead of sing along.
Can you share some good humorous short stories?
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2024-11-10 14:29
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some short humorous ghost stories?
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2024-11-05 12:00
A group of ghosts were having a competition to see who could be the scariest. One ghost decided to appear as a headless horseman. But when he rode out, his horse tripped over a stone and he flew off, yelling 'Ouch! This is not how it was supposed to be!' All the other ghosts couldn't help but laugh.
Can you share the 10 most humorous short stories?
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2024-10-28 16:47
Sure. Here is one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one could be a man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor says, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but it's obvious you're not seeing Daffy Duck.'
Can you share some from top 10 humorous short stories?
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2024-11-14 10:37
Well, another might be a story of a clumsy magician. During his show, instead of making a rabbit appear from the hat, he accidentally pulled out his own pet parrot that started squawking 'Wrong trick, dummy!' which made the whole audience burst into laughter. He was so embarrassed but it was really hilarious.
Can you share some middle school humorous short stories?
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2024-11-11 10:25
In a middle school, there was a group of students preparing for a play. One boy was supposed to be a tree. He stood so still for a long time that when someone accidentally bumped into him, he said in a really slow voice, 'Ouch, I'm a tree, I can't move easily!' It was so hilarious.
Can you share some very short spiritual stories?
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2024-11-15 03:51
Sure. Once a monk was walking by a river and saw a scorpion struggling in the water. He gently picked it up to save it, but the scorpion stung him. Despite the pain, he continued to save it, saying 'It is in the scorpion's nature to sting, but it is in my nature to save.'
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