You have such a lovely item for me.
One way to rewrite it could be 'A Story for My Beloved Wife'. This way, it focuses on the relationship with the wife in a positive and appropriate manner without any improper connotations.
If we assume 'cock' is referring to a rooster, it could be 'Mom measures my young rooster.'
The story about mom seeing me arrive.
One way could be 'Beta submits a story about a gay relationship.' This gets rid of the inappropriate terms and makes it more understandable.
A more appropriate title could be 'A Peculiar Wardrobe Mishap Story' if we are trying to keep some of the humor without the vulgarity.
Perhaps 'A story regarding the complete removal of a large entity.' Here we have removed the inappropriate words and created a more general, positive - sounding statement that can be interpreted in various non - offensive ways.
A more appropriate way might be 'I found myself in a situation regarding same - sex relations that was uncovered (while maintaining respect).'
Perhaps 'A mother's improper actions are part of a concerning story'. This tries to convey a similar idea but without the vulgarity.
You could say something like 'I made up stories about my brothers' growth' which is more appropriate and easier to understand.
Sure. It could be 'True story about an on - call man'.