The story about mom seeing me arrive.
Perhaps 'A mother's improper actions are part of a concerning story'. This tries to convey a similar idea but without the vulgarity.
One way could be 'My wife has a strong attraction or passion for something (describe the appropriate thing).' For example, 'My wife has a strong passion for reading stories.'
If we assume 'cock' is referring to a rooster, it could be 'Mom measures my young rooster.'
You have such a lovely item for me.
One way could be 'Found something inappropriate in wife's story'.
A more appropriate way might be 'I found myself in a situation regarding same - sex relations that was uncovered (while maintaining respect).'
A possible rewrite could be 'A Wife's Transformation in the Relationship'. This focuses on the positive aspect of change without using vulgar or disrespectful terms.
Sure. If it was about the first time tasting something like ice - cream, it could be 'The story of my first taste of ice - cream'.
It could be rewritten as 'Mom says she has to come for the stories'. Here we assume that the original was just a bit of a jumbled or misspelled statement and by making these small changes, it becomes more straightforward.
Sure. How about 'A certain regimen is making my wife gain muscle.' This takes out the potentially inappropriate word and makes it a more general statement about her muscle growth.