Tell me another funny story.3 answers
2024-11-11 15:14
Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So, he asked the zookeeper why. The zookeeper said the penguin was missing his friend from the South Pole. The man felt so bad that he decided to cheer the penguin up. He started doing a silly dance in front of the penguin. And you know what? The penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. But then suddenly, the penguin joined in with its own wobbly little dance. It was hilarious.
Tell me another astronaut funny story.3 answers
2024-11-13 19:58
An astronaut was sleeping in the space station. But he forgot to strap himself properly to the bed. In the middle of his sleep, he started floating around the cabin. When he woke up, he was completely disoriented, floating upside down and banging into things. His crewmates had a great time teasing him about it later.
Tell me another funny Passover story.At a Passover Seder in my neighborhood, there was an old man who always told long stories. During the Seder, he started to tell a story about Passover in his childhood. But he got so carried away that he completely forgot about the rest of the Seder. We were all waiting for him to finish so we could continue, and in the end, we just had to gently interrupt him. It was quite funny how he was so absorbed in his own story.
Tell me another funny Spanish story.Once upon a time, a Spanish waiter was taking an order from a foreign tourist. The tourist asked for 'agua' (water). But the waiter, who was a bit of a joker, brought a plate of 'aguacate' (avocado). The tourist was very confused and said 'I asked for water, not avocado!'. The waiter replied with a big smile 'In our restaurant, we serve water in avocado style today!'.
Tell me another funny texting story.My colleague was texting me about a meeting. He was supposed to write 'The meeting is at 2 pm'. Instead, he sent 'The meeting is at 2 pm... in my dreams'. It was a really funny mistake. Later he explained that he was thinking about how he wished the meeting wasn't real and his fingers just typed it out. This led to a long chain of joking texts in the office group chat.
Tell me another roomba funny story.2 answers
2024-10-28 04:00
My Roomba once bumped into a small toy and instead of just going around it, it pushed the toy all around the living room. It was as if it had made a new friend and was taking it for a tour.
Siri tell me another funny story2 answers
2024-10-27 02:49
A family went on a road trip. They had a GPS that had a really strange voice. It kept mispronouncing the names of places, like saying 'Pee-ville' instead of 'Peoria'. The whole family couldn't stop laughing.
Tell me another funny prayer story2 answers
2024-10-24 17:15
A young girl prayed, 'God, I hope my dog can talk so I can ask him if he really likes my hugs or just pretends. Amen.' It was so cute how she had this idea of her dog having a conversation with her through talking.
Can you share an Auburn funny story?2 answers
2024-11-11 14:25
Sure. There was once a student at Auburn who decided to bring his pet goat to campus for a prank. He led the goat into one of the lecture halls during a big class. The goat just stood there looking at everyone while the professor was trying to teach. Everyone burst into laughter and the professor couldn't help but join in after the initial shock.
Tell me another matt damon funny story.At an awards show, Matt Damon was sitting next to a very serious actor. When the camera panned to them, Matt made a really silly face just as the other actor was trying to look solemn. It caught everyone off - guard and made for a really funny moment. People still talk about that little impromptu bit of comedy.