What are the most hilarious funny tax return stories you know?

2024-11-12 19:36

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2024-11-12 23:30

One hilarious story is of a guy who thought his comic book collection was a legitimate business investment and tried to write it off on his tax return. Another is a person who included the cost of a new TV as an 'office equipment' expense just because they sometimes watched the news for 'business awareness'.

2024-11-12 19:48

There's a really funny one about a person who put their daily lottery ticket purchases as a 'business risk' on their tax return. They thought that since they were 'investing' in the lottery in the hopes of getting more money for their business, it should be deductible. Another is a man who claimed the cost of his haircut as a 'professional appearance' expense for his job as a software engineer, which was clearly not a valid claim.

What are the most interesting tax return funny stories you've heard?

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2024-10-26 12:26

I heard about a guy who tried to claim his daily coffee as a business expense because he said he needed it to be able to think clearly at work. Obviously, it didn't fly with the tax people. It's just so comical how people stretch things to try and save on taxes.

What are the most hilarious funny ninja stories you know?

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2024-11-11 14:22

One funny story is about a ninja who was supposed to be on a secret mission at night. He wore all black as usual but accidentally walked into a group of black cows. He got so confused trying to find his way out that he ended up making so much noise that the enemy was alerted long before he could get close.

What are the most hilarious funny waiter stories you know?

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2024-11-06 06:52

In a small diner, a waiter was serving an old lady. She asked for coffee with a lot of cream. When the waiter brought it, she said there was too much cream. So the waiter took a spoon and started scooping out the cream bit by bit while singing 'The Great Cream Removal Song'. The old lady was in stitches and the whole diner was amused by the waiter's antics.

What are the most hilarious CFA funny stories you know?

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2024-11-04 18:53

Well, in one prep class, a teacher was trying to explain a really complex concept. But instead of using the right financial terms, he accidentally used food terms. For example, he said 'dividends are like sprinkles on the ice - cream of stocks'. The whole class burst into laughter and it actually helped them remember the concept in a strange way.

What are some of the most hilarious tax day stories?

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2024-11-01 11:41

I know a story where a couple was filing their joint taxes. They got into an argument about a small deduction. In the middle of the argument, they accidentally deleted the whole tax form. They had to start all over again, and by the end, they were laughing at how silly they were.

What are the most hilarious funny claims adjuster stories you know?

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2024-11-26 08:41

There was a claims adjuster who was told that a magic spell had made a hole in the claimant's house. Also, a claimant once said that his watch stopped because time froze for him for a whole day. These stories show how creative some claimants can be when trying to get insurance money. It must be quite a challenge for adjusters to deal with such absurd claims.

What are some of the most hilarious funny waxing stories you know?

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2024-11-25 13:38

I know a story where a guy accidentally got his arm waxed instead of his leg. He was at a salon where there was a new trainee. The trainee got confused with the instructions and waxed his hairy arm. He was so surprised but then couldn't stop laughing about it.

What are some of the most hilarious funny pancake stories you know?

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2024-11-25 05:24

A chef once made a pancake in the shape of a really strange monster by accident. He was just randomly pouring the batter and when he flipped it, everyone in the kitchen cracked up. It had long, wiggly arms made of batter and a big, lopsided head.

What are some of the most hilarious funny cougar stories you know?

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2024-11-24 08:53

A funny cougar story I know is when a cougar was filmed trying to cross a small stream. It misjudged the jump and ended up splashing right into the water. It came out all wet and shook itself off like a big dog. Another one is about a cougar that found a mirror left in the woods by some researchers. It stared at its reflection for a long time, making all kinds of funny faces as if it was trying to figure out who the other cougar was.

What are some of the most hilarious fishing funny stories you know?

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2024-11-24 08:11

I know a story where a fisherman was so focused on his fishing that he didn't notice a seagull stealing his bait right in front of him. When he finally cast his line again, the seagull followed and stole the new bait too. He was so frustrated.