What are the most hilarious Zoom funny stories you know?
A great Zoom funny story is about a group of friends having a virtual party on Zoom. One of them decided to do a magic trick and ended up making a huge mess in his room instead. Another story involves a person who was in a job interview on Zoom. Their cat walked in front of the camera and then sat down and stared at the interviewer, which was quite awkward. And I remember a Zoom call where a woman's hair got caught in her headphones while she was talking and she had to struggle to get it out, all while still trying to be professional on the call.
What are the most hilarious funny gardening stories you know?
There was a gardener who planted pumpkin seeds. He expected normal - sized pumpkins. But one of the pumpkins grew to be enormous. When he tried to move it, it was so heavy that it rolled right into his garden shed and knocked over all his tools. It was chaos but also very funny.
What are the most hilarious funny ninja stories you know?
One funny story is about a ninja who was supposed to be on a secret mission at night. He wore all black as usual but accidentally walked into a group of black cows. He got so confused trying to find his way out that he ended up making so much noise that the enemy was alerted long before he could get close.
What are the most hilarious funny waiter stories you know?
In a small diner, a waiter was serving an old lady. She asked for coffee with a lot of cream. When the waiter brought it, she said there was too much cream. So the waiter took a spoon and started scooping out the cream bit by bit while singing 'The Great Cream Removal Song'. The old lady was in stitches and the whole diner was amused by the waiter's antics.
What are the most hilarious CFA funny stories you know?
Well, in one prep class, a teacher was trying to explain a really complex concept. But instead of using the right financial terms, he accidentally used food terms. For example, he said 'dividends are like sprinkles on the ice - cream of stocks'. The whole class burst into laughter and it actually helped them remember the concept in a strange way.
What are the most hilarious groundhog day funny stories you know?
Well, there was this one time when the groundhog on Groundhog Day ran in circles around its hole instead of going in or coming out. It seemed to be very confused about what it was supposed to do. People were laughing and cheering it on as it made more and more circles.
What are some of the most hilarious funny postmates stories you know?
One postmates delivery involved a huge stack of books. The delivery person was trying to balance them as they walked up to the apartment building. But as they were climbing the stairs, a few books slipped and tumbled down the stairs. They had to go back and pick them up, all while trying not to drop the rest. It was quite a sight and a really funny postmates story.
What are the most hilarious funny claims adjuster stories you know?
There was a claims adjuster who was told that a magic spell had made a hole in the claimant's house. Also, a claimant once said that his watch stopped because time froze for him for a whole day. These stories show how creative some claimants can be when trying to get insurance money. It must be quite a challenge for adjusters to deal with such absurd claims.
What are some of the most hilarious funny waxing stories you know?
I know a story where a guy accidentally got his arm waxed instead of his leg. He was at a salon where there was a new trainee. The trainee got confused with the instructions and waxed his hairy arm. He was so surprised but then couldn't stop laughing about it.
What are some of the most hilarious funny pancake stories you know?
A chef once made a pancake in the shape of a really strange monster by accident. He was just randomly pouring the batter and when he flipped it, everyone in the kitchen cracked up. It had long, wiggly arms made of batter and a big, lopsided head.
What are some of the most hilarious funny cougar stories you know?
A funny cougar story I know is when a cougar was filmed trying to cross a small stream. It misjudged the jump and ended up splashing right into the water. It came out all wet and shook itself off like a big dog. Another one is about a cougar that found a mirror left in the woods by some researchers. It stared at its reflection for a long time, making all kinds of funny faces as if it was trying to figure out who the other cougar was.