What are the best funny irony short stories you know?
There was a motivational speaker who inspired people to take risks and pursue their dreams. However, when he was offered a great opportunity to start his own business in a new city, he was too afraid to take it. His actions were the opposite of what he preached, which is a very ironic situation.
What are the most interesting funny irony stories you know?
A professional photographer who always criticized others for using their phone cameras. He said that real photography could only be done with a high - end camera. However, one time when he was out without his camera and witnessed a truly amazing sunset, he ended up using his phone to take a picture. The photo he took with his phone was actually much better than some of the ones he took with his professional camera.
Can you share some funny irony short stories?
A man who made a fortune selling anti - aging creams was photographed with a very wrinkled face. He spent his life promoting products to make people look young, yet he couldn't seem to use his own products effectively. This shows a funny irony in his situation.
What are the best funny short child stories you know?
Here is one. A child tried to feed his toy dinosaur with real food because he thought it was alive. He put a plate of spaghetti in front of it and was waiting for it to start eating. It was so cute and funny.
What are the best happy funny short stories you know?
Well, there's the story of the duck that got lost in a supermarket. It waddled up and down the aisles, quacking at the customers. People were both surprised and amused. In the end, the store manager caught it and released it outside.
What are the best scary funny short stories you know?
A story I like is about a vampire who was allergic to garlic. One day, he went to a restaurant not knowing they served garlic bread. When the smell hit him, his fangs started to itch. He tried to be cool about it but ended up sneezing all over the place. It was a funny and spooky scene.
What are the best funny motivational short stories you know?
One story is about a clumsy penguin. All the other penguins were good at swimming and catching fish. This penguin was always the last. But he was very good at making the other penguins laugh. One day, a big storm came. The penguins were scared. But this clumsy penguin told funny stories and made everyone feel better. In the end, they all worked together and survived the storm. It shows that everyone has their value.
What are the best cool funny short stories you know?
There's a really funny short story about a group of birds. They decided to have a singing competition. The crow was so confident that it could win. But when it started to sing, all the other birds covered their ears. The crow was so offended that it said it would never sing again. But the next day, it couldn't help but start singing again, and the same thing happened. It's a great example of a cool and funny short story. This story shows how self - confident the crow was, but also how bad its singing actually was, which creates a very humorous situation.
What are the best short funny spooky stories you know?
Well, I know a story. A vampire went to a dentist. The dentist was shocked but the vampire just said, 'I need to get my fangs polished.' The dentist couldn't stop laughing and the vampire left in a huff, saying it was a spooky experience for him. It's a short and funny take on a spooky character.
What are the best funny sarcastic short stories you know?
A funny sarcastic short story is about a man who boasted about his driving skills. His wife said, 'Yes, dear. Every time you drive, it's like a new adventure in chaos and near - death experiences.' There's also a story where a girl showed her very messy drawing to her art teacher. The teacher said, 'This is so creative. It looks like the work of a deranged genius.'
What are the best English funny short stories you know?
There is a story about two fish in a tank. One fish says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' It's humorous as it gives human - like behavior and thoughts to fish, who of course can't drive a tank in reality. It shows a silly and unexpected situation.