Tell me some sexy fart stories.
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Tell me some funny fart stories.
There was a time during a family dinner. My little cousin thought it would be funny to pretend that the dog had farted. He made a really loud noise under the table and then pointed at the dog. We all knew it was him, and we couldn't stop laughing.
Tell me some fart horror stories.
One fart horror story could be about a person in a completely silent library. All of a sudden, they let out a really loud and long fart that echoed throughout the building. Everyone stared at them in shock and disbelief, and the person was so embarrassed that they wished they could disappear. It was like a horror moment for them as they faced the public humiliation.
Tell me some interesting fart stories.
One fart story is about a little boy in class. He accidentally let out a really loud fart during silent reading time. Everyone in the class started giggling, and his face turned bright red. He was so embarrassed but it made for a really funny moment that the whole class remembered for a long time.
Tell me some horror fart stories.
One horror fart story could be about a haunted house where every time a strange noise was heard, it turned out to be a ghostly fart that chilled the spines of those inside. The farts had an otherworldly stench that made people feel nauseous and terrified.
Tell me some girl fart stories.
There was a girl at a slumber party. They were all telling funny stories and she got so excited that she accidentally farted. At first, she was mortified, but then her friends started laughing and made it into a joke, saying it was the funniest'special effect' of the night. It turned out to be a really memorable and fun moment for all of them.
Tell me some sexy sexy stories.
One sexy story could be about a couple on a tropical beach at sunset. The warm breeze blew gently as they walked hand in hand along the shore. Their eyes met, and there was an instant spark of passion. They found a secluded spot among the palm trees and shared a long, intense kiss, their bodies pressed together, feeling the heat between them.
Tell me some interesting big fart stories.
Once there was a little boy who ate too many beans. At school, during a quiet study session, he couldn't hold it in and let out a really loud fart. Everyone in the class heard it and started laughing. He was so embarrassed that his face turned bright red.
Tell me some funny greentext fart stories.
Once there was a greentext that said a guy let out a really loud fart during a silent study session at the library. Everyone turned around and stared at him, but he just pretended like nothing happened and went back to reading. It was so funny.
Tell me some interesting 'fart in face stories'.
Well, I once heard a story where a prankster set up a whoopee cushion on a chair. When his friend sat down, it made a fart - like noise right in his face. It was really hilarious.
Tell me some adventure time fart stories.
Well, in Adventure Time, there's a story where Jake accidentally lets out a really loud fart while he and Finn are in a spooky forest. The sound scares away some small critters that were about to attack them. It was both funny and a bit gross, but it ended up being a lucky break for the two heroes.