What are some of the most memorable funny toddler tantrum stories you've heard?
There was a toddler at a daycare. They were having naptime and he didn't want to sleep. He got out of his cot and started running around the room. When the teacher tried to catch him, he started singing really loudly and making funny faces. All the other kids woke up and started laughing at him, which just made him do it more. It was a really chaotic but funny situation.
A friend told me about her toddler who had a tantrum because the dog wouldn't play with him. He chased the dog around the house, and when the dog hid under the couch, the toddler lay down beside the couch and wailed as if his heart was broken. It was really funny.
I once heard of a toddler who was at a birthday party. He didn't like the color of the balloon he was given. So he started stomping his feet and crying. Then he tried to pop all the other balloons until his parents had to take him home early. It was quite a scene and made for a very funny story.
What are some of the most memorable funny tantrum stories you've heard?
In a restaurant, a boy was given a plate of vegetables instead of fries. He was so unhappy that he started making a fuss. He pushed the plate away, banged his fists on the table and made all kinds of funny faces while complaining about the 'awful' vegetables. His parents were embarrassed but the rest of us found it rather amusing.
What are some really funny child tantrum stories you've heard?
A little kid in a toy store. He wanted a toy truck that was out of stock. He started crying and shouting, 'My truck! My truck!' He even tried to climb the shelves to look for it. His mom had to carry him out while he was still reaching out for the empty spot where the truck should have been.
Can you share some funny toddler tantrum stories?
Sure. One time, my little nephew wanted a cookie right before dinner. When we said no, he lay on the floor and started kicking his legs like he was cycling in the air. His face was all red and he was making these growling noises. It was hilarious.
What are some of the most memorable hospitality funny stories you've heard?
A hotel had a new trainee at the front desk. A guest came and asked for a room with a view. The trainee, a bit flustered, said 'Sure, we have a room with a view of our very nice dumpster!' Everyone nearby burst out laughing, including the guest who then kindly asked for a different room.
What are some of the most memorable funny wetsuit stories you've heard?
A surfer told me that he once borrowed a wetsuit that had a big hole in an embarrassing place. He didn't notice until he was already in the water. Every time he paddled, water would gush in through the hole. He said he felt like he was getting a very cold and unexpected bath.
What are some of the most memorable funny Skyrim stories you've heard?
There was a story where a player's character was a mage. During a battle, instead of casting a spell on the enemy, the mage cast a spell on his own feet and started dancing uncontrollably. This distracted the enemy so much that they just stood there watching in confusion, which actually gave the player enough time to regroup and win the battle. It's a really funny and unexpected turn of events.
What are some of the most memorable funny conference stories you've heard?
There was a conference where a keynote speaker got on stage and realized he had put on two different - colored shoes. He just laughed it off and said it was his new fashion statement for the day. The whole crowd loved his self - confidence and sense of humor.
What are some of the most memorable funny ragging stories you've heard?
There was a time when in a ragging session, the seniors made the freshmen act out a scene from a famous movie in reverse. One group chose 'Titanic'. Watching them try to reenact the sinking of the ship in reverse, with people climbing up the ship instead of down, and the 'iceberg' disappearing was extremely hilarious. It was a creative and funny way of ragging that didn't cross any lines. The whole atmosphere was filled with laughter and it became a memorable event for all who witnessed it.
What are some of the most memorable funny groom stories you've heard?
I heard about a groom who was supposed to say his vows. But instead of the romantic words he had practiced, he accidentally started reciting a recipe for his favorite cake. His bride couldn't stop laughing and neither could the guests.
What are some of the most memorable funny hooker stories you've heard?
I heard about a hooker who mistook a priest for a regular client. She started her usual pitch and the poor priest was so flustered. He just started praying out loud, which made the hooker realize her mistake and run away in embarrassment.