What are the most hilarious hoa stories you know?
In a particular HOA, they had a rule about holiday decorations. One family put up some really big and elaborate Christmas lights that were a bit over - the - top. The HOA said it was too much. So, the family took down all the lights and instead put up a huge inflatable Santa that took up half of their front yard. The HOA didn't know what to do as it technically followed the new 'less lights' rule but was still very eye - catching. It was a very funny battle between the family and the HOA.
What are the most hilarious meditation stories you know?
A guy was meditating at a retreat. He was in a deep state and thought he saw a floating Buddha. Turns out it was just a large white balloon that had drifted into the meditation area. He told everyone about it later and they all had a good chuckle.
What are the most hilarious ss13 stories you know?
There was this one time in ss13 when a botanist planted some seeds that were supposed to grow into beautiful flowers. But instead, they grew into these huge, mutant plants that started chasing the crew members. Everyone was running around screaming while the plants were making strange noises. It was a crazy and funny situation that no one expected.
What are the most hilarious redneck funny stories you know?
A really funny redneck story involves a redneck couple who went on a date to the local fair. They entered a 'guess the weight of the pig' contest. The guy guessed a ridiculously high number, and when the pig was actually weighed, it was way less. But instead of being embarrassed, he said his number was the pig's 'future weight' when it was all fattened up for Christmas. Everyone around them burst out laughing.
What are the most hilarious funny lawyer stories you know?
There was a lawyer representing a client in a small claims court. He was trying to make a point about how his client had been wronged. In his enthusiasm, he accidentally knocked over a glass of water on the judge's bench. The look on his face was priceless, and the judge had to take a short break to clean up. It was a really funny moment in that courtroom. This shows that even lawyers can have clumsy and unexpected moments during a trial.
What are the most hilarious funny ricer stories you know?
One ricer added so many stickers to his car that it was hard to tell what the original color was. And he put these huge stickers of flames on the side that looked really fake. When he showed it off to his friends, they couldn't stop laughing at how tacky it looked.
What are the most hilarious Zoom funny stories you know?
A great Zoom funny story is about a group of friends having a virtual party on Zoom. One of them decided to do a magic trick and ended up making a huge mess in his room instead. Another story involves a person who was in a job interview on Zoom. Their cat walked in front of the camera and then sat down and stared at the interviewer, which was quite awkward. And I remember a Zoom call where a woman's hair got caught in her headphones while she was talking and she had to struggle to get it out, all while still trying to be professional on the call.
What are the most hilarious funny gardening stories you know?
There was a gardener who planted pumpkin seeds. He expected normal - sized pumpkins. But one of the pumpkins grew to be enormous. When he tried to move it, it was so heavy that it rolled right into his garden shed and knocked over all his tools. It was chaos but also very funny.
What are the most hilarious doctor appointment stories you know?
I know of a child who was taken to the doctor because he was constantly making a strange noise. The doctor examined him and found nothing wrong. Then the kid admitted that he was just trying to imitate the sound of a cartoon character. The doctor found it really amusing and told the parents not to worry. It was a really cute and funny doctor appointment story.
What are the most hilarious funny ninja stories you know?
One funny story is about a ninja who was supposed to be on a secret mission at night. He wore all black as usual but accidentally walked into a group of black cows. He got so confused trying to find his way out that he ended up making so much noise that the enemy was alerted long before he could get close.
What are the most hilarious funny waiter stories you know?
In a small diner, a waiter was serving an old lady. She asked for coffee with a lot of cream. When the waiter brought it, she said there was too much cream. So the waiter took a spoon and started scooping out the cream bit by bit while singing 'The Great Cream Removal Song'. The old lady was in stitches and the whole diner was amused by the waiter's antics.