Can you share some funny open house stories?
I went to an open house where the homeowner had a collection of really odd-looking antique dolls. One of the visitors accidentally knocked over a doll and it made a really strange squeaking noise. Everyone jumped a bit at first, but then we all burst into laughter at how spooky yet funny the situation was.
Can you share some funny open stories?
Once upon a time, there was a little boy at the zoo. He saw a penguin and thought it was a duck in a tuxedo. He kept quacking at it, trying to make it swim in a more 'duck - like' way. It was really funny as the penguin just stared at him blankly.
Can you share some realtor open house horror stories?
One horror story is when a realtor found out that a previous owner had died in the house under mysterious circumstances right before an open house. The potential buyers could sense an eerie feeling and many left early. It was really hard for the realtor to keep the open house going.
Can you share some memorable 'funny house stories'?
Sure. There was a time when a family's dog found a way to open the refrigerator and ate all the leftovers. The family came home to a mess in the kitchen and a very satisfied - looking dog. It was quite a hilarious sight.
Can you share some funny house cleaning stories?
Well, I have a story. I was cleaning under the sofa and found a whole bunch of lost items like remote controls, some old coins, and a couple of hair ties. But the funniest part was when I moved the coffee table to clean under it. There was a huge dust bunny that seemed to have a life of its own. It rolled across the floor when I blew on it accidentally, and I chased it around trying to sweep it up.
Can you share some funny house sitting stories?
I remember house sitting for an elderly couple. Their house had a lot of old - fashioned furniture. One of the chairs looked like it was from the Victorian era. I sat on it to read a book and it made the loudest creaking noise. I was so scared I broke it. But later I found out it always made that noise. It was a really funny experience overall.
Can you share some funny house arrest stories?
Sure. There was a guy who was under house arrest but he turned his living room into a mini - golf course. He used household items like mugs as obstacles and his broom as a golf club. It was really hilarious to see him trying to play golf within the limited space of his house.
Can you share some funny moving house stories?
Well, a neighbor of mine was moving. They hired movers who accidentally put the sofa on top of the car instead of in the truck. As they drove slowly through the neighborhood, the sofa was bouncing around on the roof. Everyone was laughing.
Can you share some funny haunted house stories?
Sure. There was this one time my friends and I visited an old haunted house. We heard strange creaking noises and thought it was a ghost. But it turned out to be an old cat that had made a home there. It was so funny how scared we were for no real reason.
Can you share some moving house funny stories?
Sure. One time when my friend was moving, they had a huge, old sofa. It was so big that it got stuck in the doorway. They pushed and pulled, and finally, the sofa made it through, but it left a big scratch on the doorframe. It was hilarious to see them struggle with that bulky thing.
Share your open house horror stories.
Well, once I went to an open house where there was a really strange smell. It was like a mix of old food and something rotting. Turns out the owner had a hidden rat problem in the attic. It was so gross and made the whole experience awful.