What are some of the funniest Christmas stories you've heard?
A family once had a Christmas dinner where the turkey was so overcooked that it was as hard as a rock. But instead of being disappointed, they made a game out of it. They used the turkey as a bowling ball and the potatoes as bowling pins. It turned into a hilarious family activity.
What are some of the funniest Christmas tree stories you've heard?
I once heard that a family's dog thought the Christmas tree was a big pee - post. Every time they turned their backs, the dog would run to the tree and do its business. It was a nightmare for the family but also quite funny in a way.
What are some of the funniest Christmas Eve stories you've heard?
A group of friends on Christmas Eve went caroling. They stopped at one house where an old lady opened the door. One of the friends was so nervous that he started singing the wrong song entirely. It was supposed to be 'Silent Night' but he started with 'Jingle Bells.' His friends were shocked at first but then they all started laughing and the old lady joined in too. It turned into a really fun moment. The friends still laugh about it every Christmas Eve.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
What are some of the funniest scout stories you've heard?
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the funniest chemo stories you've heard?
I heard of a patient who started making chemo - related memes during his treatment and shared them with the other patients. They were things like a picture of a chemo bag with the caption 'My new sidekick for the fight'. Everyone thought they were hilarious.