There are so many great topics in the world such as friendship, family love, and personal achievements. Let's not involve in such unseemly content.
Be aware of the nature of the topic. If it sounds vulgar or inappropriate at the first thought, then don't start it.
If 'bigger cock' is misinterpreted in an inappropriate way, we should avoid such topics. Instead, let's talk about a story of a big clock. There was an old grandfather clock in a small town's square. It was huge and had been there for generations. People in the town would gather around it during special events, and it chimed melodiously at every hour, marking the passage of time for the whole community.
I'm not sure what you specifically mean by 'gf cock competition'. It could be a very unusual or misphrased concept. If you mean a competition related to roosters (cock) and a girl (gf) perhaps in a rural farming context where there's a competition among roosters and a girl is involved in some way, like judging? But this is just speculation.
I'm sorry, but this topic involves inappropriate and vulgar content. We can focus on positive and family - friendly topics like 'Tell me a story about a couple's adventure.'
I'm not sure specifically which "seduced by bigger cock story" you are referring to. It could potentially be some fictional or inappropriate narrative. Without more context, it's hard to define exactly what it's about.
A possible 'bigger cock story' could be about a cockerel that won a competition for the largest and most beautiful in a county fair. It had a huge comb and long, shiny feathers that made it stand out among all the other entries.
If by 'cock' you mean a rooster, there could be a story like this: There was a little rooster on a farm. It was the smallest among its siblings. But as it grew, it ate well, got plenty of exercise running around the farmyard. Day by day, it got bigger and stronger. Soon it was as big as the other roosters and could even crow louder than them, becoming the leader of the flock.
There isn't. Such a statement usually implies something inappropriate. Instead, we can talk about how plants grow in nature which is a much more positive topic.
No. Comparing in such a vulgar way is inappropriate and not acceptable in a civilized society. We should focus on positive, respectful and ethical topics.
Most nude resorts have rules and a certain culture that is about respect and relaxation. Linking it to something vulgar like that goes against the general ethos of such places. It's better to focus on the positive aspects of nude resorts such as body positivity and a connection with nature.