Tell me more about those funny overprotective parents stories.
I have another story. A boy I knew had parents who were super overprotective. They wouldn't let him ride his bike to school even though it was just a few blocks away. Instead, they drove him to school every day. One day, they even followed the school bus when he went on a field trip. The bus driver noticed and was a bit confused at first. When the boy told his classmates, they all had a good laugh about it. His parents just couldn't bear the thought of him being out of their sight for too long.
There was this girl whose parents were overprotective. When she went camping with friends, her parents packed her a huge tent that was more like a mini - house. It had a lock on the door and they made her take all kinds of safety gadgets like a flashlight with extra batteries, a portable smoke alarm, and even a small fire extinguisher. Her friends teased her about it, but her parents just wanted to be sure she was safe. It was really funny how they went to such extreme lengths.
Well, I remember a story where a friend's mom made him carry an umbrella everywhere, even on a sunny day. She was worried he might get sunburned on his head. So, he walked around looking like a bit of an oddball with this umbrella up, while everyone else was enjoying the sun. It was really comical.
Share some funny overprotective parents stories.
One time, my friend's parents made him wear a life jacket even when he was just wading in a knee - deep kiddie pool. It was so funny because he looked ridiculous all puffed up like a marshmallow while the other kids were in their regular swimsuits.
Tell me more about those funny weed - smoking stories.
A friend of mine smoked some really strong weed and then decided to take a walk in the park. He saw a squirrel and started having a full - on conversation with it. He was talking about life and philosophy as if the squirrel could understand him. When he told us about it later, we couldn't stop laughing. He was so embarrassed but it was just one of those things that happen when you're under the influence. There was also an incident where a group smoked and then watched a really simple movie. But they were all so stoned that they found every little detail of the movie to be the most amazing and profound thing. They were gasping and laughing at things that normal people would just shrug at.
Can you tell me more about those funny geek squad stories?
Sure. There was a story where a customer's printer was printing out strange symbols instead of the actual documents. The Geek Squad tech found that the customer had accidentally changed the language settings to some ancient hieroglyphic - like code. It was a simple fix but the look on the customer's face when they saw what had happened was priceless.
Tell me some funny entitled parents stories.
Well, there was this one time at a restaurant. An entitled parent demanded that the chef make a special dish not on the menu for their picky child. When the waiter said it wasn't possible, the parent started making a huge scene, saying things like 'Don't you know who we are?' It was so absurd.
Tell me more funny stories.
My neighbor once tried to make pancakes. He poured the batter on the pan and went to get some coffee. When he came back, the pancake had spread all over the stove. He said it looked like a modern art piece. Then he tried to flip it with a spatula, but it just stuck everywhere and ended up looking like a gooey mess.
Tell me more about the funny wizard stories in 5e.
In a 5e story, a young wizard was attempting to teleport to a different location. He got the coordinates a bit mixed up and ended up inside a barrel in a tavern. He had to wait until the tavern closed and then try to find his way out without being noticed. It was quite a comical situation as he bumped into things inside the barrel and made strange noises.
Tell me more about funny police bathroom stories.
At a big police event, the portable bathrooms were set up. One officer went in and found that the door wouldn't close properly. He had to hold it shut with one hand while doing his business. When he came out, he was all flustered and his friends couldn't help but laugh. It was an embarrassing but also quite funny situation for him.
Tell me more about funny African grey stories.
A friend of mine has an African grey. This parrot is a real character. It often mimics the voice of the owner's mother - in - law. When the owner's wife is around, it will start saying things like 'When are you going to clean this mess?' in the mother - in - law's voice, which always causes a lot of laughter in the family.
Tell me more about funny real names with stories.
One example is 'Peggy Sue'. It has a very 1950s feel to it. There's a song with that name too. She's a sweet old lady now, but she said when she was young, boys would always sing the song to her. Another is 'Chad Chaddington'. It's a very posh - sounding name, but he's actually just a regular guy from a small town. People love to tease him about his fancy - sounding name.
Tell me more about Funny 2017 Florida Man Stories
A Florida Man in 2017 might have been caught trying to steal a manatee. Manatees are these gentle, slow - moving creatures, and the idea of someone trying to steal one is just mind - boggling. It shows the lack of common sense some Florida Men seem to have.