A lady took her parrot to the vet. The parrot kept saying 'I'm a human, I'm a human!' The vet just looked at the parrot and said 'Well, if you're a human, you don't need my help then.' The parrot was speechless for a moment, which was quite comical.
In a library, there was a man who fell asleep while reading a really boring book. He started snoring so loudly that the librarian came over and put a bookmark in his mouth. When he woke up, he was very confused and had no idea why there was a piece of paper in his mouth. It was a very funny sight.
There was a fish who was tired of swimming in the ocean. He decided to go on an adventure on land. He flopped out of the water and onto the beach. He wriggled around and was very excited at first. But then he realized he couldn't breathe. Just when he thought it was all over, a little girl came by and threw him back into the water. The fish learned that his home was the best place for him after all.
Sure. Once upon a time, a man went to the zoo. He saw a sign that said 'Do not feed the animals'. So he climbed over the fence and fed them. The zookeeper came running and said, 'Sir, didn't you see the sign?' The man replied, 'Yes, I just thought you didn't want them to be hungry!'
There was a student who was failing in school. Everyone thought he was a lost cause. But he loved reading books. He started to study on his own, using books from the library. He spent hours every day learning. His grades gradually improved. In the end, he got excellent grades and went on to study at a top university. It proves that you can turn your situation around if you have the will to learn.
A little boy went to the zoo. He saw a giraffe and thought it was a really tall horse with a long neck. He asked his mom if he could ride it. His mom laughed and said no. So, the boy took out his toy horse and held it up next to the giraffe's leg and said, 'Look, my horse is taller now!' Everyone around him burst out laughing at his cute and silly idea.
There was a teacher who had a very forgetful student. One day, the teacher asked the student, 'What's the most important thing our body needs?' The student thought for a long time and then said, 'Our head, because if we don't have a head, we can't see where we are going, we can't eat, and we can't think!' The teacher was a bit surprised by this answer but then realized the student had a point in a very strange way.
A young boy decided to give his dog a bath. He filled the bathtub with water and put the dog in. But the dog didn't like it at all and started running around in the tub, splashing water everywhere. The boy ended up wetter than the dog, and there was water all over the bathroom floor. It took him a long time to clean up the mess.
Sure. Here is one. A man went to the zoo. He saw a sign that said 'TALKING FROG'. He was so curious that he paid the money to see it. Once inside, there was just a normal frog sitting there. He asked the frog, 'Are you the talking frog?' The frog just stared at him. He waited a while and then the frog finally said 'I'm just here to eat flies, I don't know why they put that sign up.'
Sure. There was a con artist who tried to sell a 'magic' potion that could make people fly. He found a gullible customer and convinced him to pay a large sum of money for it. The customer drank it and of course didn't fly. When he demanded his money back, the con artist said he must not have believed hard enough. But the customer was so angry that he chased the con artist all around town until he caught him and got his money back. The con artist ended up with a bruised ego and no money.
There was a duck who loved to sing opera. One night, all the other animals were trying to sleep but the duck stood by the pond and started singing very loudly. The fish in the pond swam to the bottom to get away from the noise. But the frog on the bank started joining in. Soon, they were having an impromptu opera concert until the owl hooted for them to be quiet.
One Christmas, the snowmen in a small town decided to have a race. They waddled as fast as they could down the street. But one snowman was made of very soft snow and started to melt halfway through the race. His carrot nose fell off and rolled into a puddle. The other snowmen stopped to help him. They pushed him to the finish line together. When the children in the town saw this, they gave all the snowmen a prize - a big red ribbon to tie around their necks.