Can you share some hilarious funny short stories?
Here is another one. A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it took him the whole length of the aisle to reach the altar. When asked what he was doing, he said he was being the Ring - Bear.
There was a woman who was driving when she noticed a police car behind her with its lights on. She immediately pulled over. The police officer came to her window and said, 'Ma'am, you were speeding. But I'm not going to give you a ticket. I just wanted to tell you that your car has a very cute bumper sticker.' The woman was so relieved and said, 'Oh, thank you officer! I made it myself!' The officer replied, 'Yes, I know. It says, 'If you can read this, you're too close.' And that's why I stopped you.'
Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. The store owner said the parrot would repeat any word it heard. So the man bought it. When he got home, he tried to make the parrot talk but it didn't say a word. The man returned to the store very angry. The store owner said he never lied. The man then realized he was so quiet at home that the parrot had nothing to repeat.
Can you share some hilarious funny short stories?
Sure. One day, a man went to the zoo. He saw a gorilla looking sad in the cage. So he started making funny faces at it. The gorilla got so excited that it ran to the glass, slipped and fell flat on its face. It was hilarious.
Can you share some hilarious funny stories?
A little boy tried to help his mom bake a cake. But instead of adding sugar, he added salt by mistake. When they tasted the cake, it was so salty that they all made really funny expressions. Later, they all had a good laugh about it as the boy's mistake turned into a funny family story.
Can you share some hilarious funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a man who tried to teach his parrot to say 'Hello'. He repeated it over and over. Finally, the parrot said 'Hello' but in the voice of his wife. It turned out the parrot had been listening to his wife all day long.
Can you share some funny and hilarious stories?
Well, here's one. A woman was driving and her GPS told her to 'Turn left at the next opportunity'. So she turned left into someone's driveway. The owner came out looking very confused and she just said 'My GPS told me to'. It was hilarious. There are also times when a cat chases its own tail. It runs around in circles non - stop, and it always looks so comical as if it has no idea that the tail is part of itself.
Can you share some funny hilarious stories?
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to jump onto a shelf but miscalculated and ended up in a box of feathers. It came out looking like a white, fluffy ball, so startled and confused. Another one is about a man who went to a drive - through, ordered a burger, and when he got to the window, the cashier was his high - school nemesis. It was an awkward exchange but also quite funny.
Can you share some hilarious short stories?
Sure. There was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking very sad. He asked the zookeeper what was wrong. The zookeeper said the penguin was missing his friend from the South Pole. So the man put on a penguin suit and jumped into the enclosure. The penguin just stared at him and walked away. It was hilarious.
Can you share some funny hilarious true stories?
Sure. Once, my friend thought he had lost his phone. He searched everywhere in the house. After an hour of frantic searching, he found it in his hand all along. He was so distracted that he didn't realize he was already holding it.
Can you share some funny hilarious Nigerian stories?
Once upon a time in Nigeria, there was a little boy who wanted to be a superhero. He tied a bedsheet around his neck as a cape and jumped from the top of a small mound, thinking he could fly. Instead, he landed face - first in a puddle. His muddy face and shocked expression made everyone around burst into laughter. His mother scolded him while also trying not to laugh herself.
Funny Husband Wife Short Stories: Share some hilarious ones.
Once a wife hid her husband's car keys as a joke. He searched everywhere and finally found them in the fridge. When he asked her why, she said, 'Well, you always say you need a cold start in the morning!'
Can you share some funny short funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'