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Can you share a really short funny onion story?

2024-11-20 22:15
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2024-11-21 00:43

The onion was in a race. But every time he ran, he left a trail of tears behind. He lost, but became famous for his unique 'tear - trail'.

2024-11-20 23:20

An onion went to a party. Everyone left because he made them cry. End of story.

Can you share a particularly memorable funny story from The Onion?

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2024-11-11 13:38

Sure. There was a story about a new superhero whose power was being extremely forgetful. So every time he went to save the day, he'd forget what he was supposed to do and end up doing something completely random like watering plants in the middle of a bank robbery. It was hilarious as it turned the typical superhero concept on its head.

Can you share some really really funny short stories?

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2024-11-16 05:40

Sure. Once a man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor was puzzled and asked, 'Why do you think that?' The man replied, 'Because when I touch my head, I go ding - dong!'

Can you share some really funny short short stories?

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2024-10-31 04:59

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Can you share a really funny story?

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2024-11-21 13:44

Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat every word it hears.' So he bought it. When he got home, he started talking to the parrot, but the parrot didn't say a word. He returned to the store and told the owner. The owner said, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. He's deaf.'

Can you share a really funny story?

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2024-10-30 09:45

Well, there was this little boy who thought his dog could talk. So, he would have long conversations with the dog. One time, he was in the kitchen and told the dog he was making a sandwich. He asked the dog what he wanted on it. The dog just barked. But the boy said, 'Oh, you want peanut butter and jelly too? Okay!' and made a sandwich for the dog as well. It was really funny when the dog just sniffed at it and walked away.

Can you share some really short funny stories?

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2024-12-14 16:38

Sure. A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts.' The doctor says, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.'

Can you share some funny really short stories?

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2024-11-21 19:01

There was a fish who could speak Spanish. Every time it saw its owner, it would say 'Hola!', which always made the owner laugh.

Can you share some really funny short stories?

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2024-11-20 05:41

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'

Can you share some really funny short stories?

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2024-10-30 13:07

Well, there's a story. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'. Also, a snail goes to a car dealership and says, 'I want a really fast car.' The salesman says, 'I don't think a car is a good idea for you.' The snail replies, 'But I really want one!' So the salesman gives in. A few days later, the snail comes back very angry and says, 'This car is rubbish! It only says S on the speedometer!'

Can you share some really funny short stories?

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2024-10-28 06:58

There was a snail who got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This simple and unexpected story can bring a chuckle.

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