Maybe there's a story where a character is at a yoga class and gets an erection during a particularly relaxing pose. The contrast between the serene yoga setting and this unexpected physical reaction can be quite funny. He's trying to stay calm and not disrupt the class while dealing with this situation.
I'm not sure there are really 'erection horror stories' in a traditional sense on BuzzFeed. However, if we consider embarrassing or awkward situations related to that topic, perhaps a story could be about a guy who got an unexpected erection during a really important presentation at work and had to try to hide it while being super nervous.
There is this story on BuzzFeed about a student who lived in a dorm. He heard strange scratching noises coming from the walls at night. He was convinced it was some sort of monster. Eventually, he found out that it was just squirrels that had made a nest in the attic above his room. It was a relief and also quite humorous considering how scared he was initially.
One of the funniest BuzzFeed stories was about a cooking disaster. A person was trying to make a simple cake but ended up mixing all the wrong ingredients. Instead of flour, they added salt and instead of sugar, they added baking powder. The end result was a monstrosity that looked nothing like a cake, and their facial expressions when tasting it were priceless.
In a BuzzFeed horror story, a girl thought she was being haunted by a spirit in her new apartment. Strange things were happening like her lights flickering and doors opening on their own. After a lot of investigation, she found out that it was due to faulty wiring in the apartment that was causing the electrical glitches, and the doors were just not closing properly because of the old hinges. It was a case of over - imagining things which made it kind of funny in hindsight.
There's a BuzzFeed story of a young woman who thought she was being haunted by a spirit that moved her things around. She was freaking out. Eventually, she discovered it was her forgetful roommate who would move stuff and then forget about it. This led to some really comical misunderstandings and a lot of unnecessary fear.
Another funny aspect could be the failed attempts at shopping. Maybe someone tries to use a really complicated coupon system and ends up making a total mess of it. Or perhaps they accidentally end up in the wrong line for hours and miss out on the deal they wanted. These kinds of stories can be quite entertaining and might be found in BuzzFeed's Black Friday coverage.
There was this time in a school play rehearsal. One of the actors had to wear a very tight costume. As he was getting into character and doing some silly poses, the tightness of the costume in a certain area made it look like he had an erection. The whole cast couldn't stop giggling, and he was so embarrassed but it made for a really funny behind - the - scenes story.
Sure. One story was about a guy who thought his house was haunted by a ghost. He kept hearing strange noises at night. One day, he found out it was just his neighbor's cat that had sneaked into his attic. It was funny how scared he was for no real reason.
A guy went on a first date to an amusement park. They went on a roller coaster. The thrill of the ride and the close proximity to his date made him get an erection. He was so nervous about it being noticeable that he spent the rest of the date sitting down as much as possible.
A man was at a yoga class. He was trying a new pose that required a lot of leg pressure. Somehow, the pressure and the stretching made him get an erection. He was so embarrassed but the instructor just thought he was having a hard time with the pose and helped him adjust.