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Can you share some funny animal jokes stories?

2024-10-25 11:40
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2024-10-25 14:23

A little mouse was running around in a barn when he saw a big, scary owl. The mouse was so frightened. But then he remembered that owls are afraid of snakes. So the mouse stood on his hind legs, puffed out his chest, and hissed like a snake. The owl was so shocked that it flew away as fast as it could. The little mouse was very proud of himself for scaring away the big, scary owl.

Can you share some funny animal jokes or stories with me?

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2024-11-09 02:16

Yes. A joke for you. What's a snake's favorite subject? Hiss - tory.

Can you share some funny jokes and funny stories?

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2024-11-23 22:10

Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.

Can you share some funny jokes or stories?

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2024-12-14 13:40

Sure. Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Can you share some jokes and funny stories?

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2024-12-08 12:25

A joke for you. I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. And a funny story could be that a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.'

Can you share some jokes or funny stories?

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2024-11-25 07:39

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Can you share some jokes or funny stories?

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2024-11-20 08:27

A funny story for you. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words joke within a story which makes it funny.

Can you share some funny and jokes stories?

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2024-11-16 18:08

Once there was a bear that went to a bar. The bartender asked him what he wanted. The bear said, 'I'll have a gin... and tonic.' The bartender said, 'Sure, but why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I've always had them.'

Can you share some funny jokes and stories?

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2024-11-04 13:32

Here is a story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was a small joke within the story. Another one is, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a doctor?' And the guy says, 'No, just spots.'

Share some funny jokes and stories.

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2024-11-14 03:51

Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'

Can you share some gardening jokes and funny stories?

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2024-12-14 23:36

Here's a funny story. A gardener was so proud of his huge sunflowers. One day, he found that all the tallest ones had been knocked over. He was puzzled until he saw a group of very small squirrels using the sunflower stalks as ladders to reach the bird feeder. It's humorous as it shows the unexpected interaction between the garden and the local wildlife.

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