What are the most hilarious Venmo stories you've heard?
My sister once sent a Venmo payment to a friend for a concert ticket. She added a really goofy note that said 'For the best night of our lives (hopefully) at the concert'. But she sent it a week early by mistake. Her friend was like 'I'm not even ready for this yet!'. It was so funny and they still joke about it now.
What are some of the most hilarious teacher stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a teacher who fell asleep during a student's presentation. The student just kept talking until the teacher woke up with a start and mumbled some random compliment. It was quite funny.
What are some of the most hilarious restroom stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a man who accidentally walked into the women's restroom. He was so embarrassed when he realized his mistake that he just froze. The women in there were very understanding and just laughed it off.
What are the most hilarious Black Friday stories you've heard?
There was this one Black Friday at a supermarket. People were rushing for the turkeys that were on a huge discount. One lady grabbed a turkey and was running to the checkout. But the turkey slipped out of her hands and slid across the floor, right into the legs of another shopper. They both just stared at the turkey for a moment and then started laughing uncontrollably.
What are some of the most hilarious McDonalds stories you've heard?
There was a story about a McDonalds worker who made a burger that looked exactly like a famous painting. It was just for fun during a slow shift. He took a picture of it and it went viral on social media. Customers started asking if they could order 'the art burger'. The management didn't know whether to be proud or worried about this creative outburst. It was a really funny incident that brought a lot of attention to that particular McDonalds.
What are the most hilarious school stories you've ever heard?
A story I heard was about a student who fell asleep during an exam. When the teacher woke him up, he started writing his name on the exam paper as if it was the answer. It was really funny.
What are the most hilarious accident and emergency stories you've heard?
A man once came in because he thought he was having a heart attack. But it was just because he ate a really spicy burrito and his chest was burning. He was so worried though. The doctors had a good laugh after they figured out what was really going on. He left feeling a bit sheepish.
What are the most hilarious village cricket stories you've heard?
A village cricket team had a player who was very superstitious. He always carried a lucky charm in his pocket. During a match, he lost his charm while running between the wickets. He stopped in the middle of the pitch, searching for it, while the fielders were completely bewildered. It was a really funny sight.
What are some of the most hilarious life stories you've heard?
I heard a story about a guy who was at a wedding. He was so excited to catch the bouquet that he ran too fast, tripped over his own feet, and face - planted right in front of the bride. Everyone was shocked at first, but then they all started laughing.
What are some of the most hilarious priest stories you've heard?
I heard about a priest who got his cassock stuck in a door on his way to the pulpit. He had to wiggle and tug to get free while the whole congregation watched and giggled. He then just laughed it off and started his sermon with a self - deprecating joke about it.
What are the most hilarious funny keto stories you've heard?
I heard a story of a lady on keto. She went to a restaurant and ordered a steak, which was great for keto. But when the side dishes came, she thought the mashed cauliflower was regular mashed potatoes. She took a big bite and made a face because she was expecting the taste of potatoes. It was really funny when she realized her mistake.