What are the most hilarious school stories you've ever heard?
There was a time when the school's pet rabbit got loose and ran into the principal's office during an important meeting. The principal was chasing the rabbit all around the office while the teachers were trying not to laugh. This is a very hilarious school story. The rabbit finally calmed down under the principal's desk and became the office's temporary pet for the day.
A story I heard was about a student who fell asleep during an exam. When the teacher woke him up, he started writing his name on the exam paper as if it was the answer. It was really funny.
What are the most hilarious medical school funny stories you've heard?
In a medical school, a group of students were practicing suturing on bananas. One student got a little over - enthusiastic and ended up 'operating' on the whole bunch of bananas. By the time he was done, it looked like a banana massacre. His classmates couldn't stop teasing him about it for weeks.
What are some of the most hilarious high school stories you've heard?
A group of students once swapped all the classroom signs around. So when the teachers went to their classes in the morning, they ended up in the wrong rooms. It took a while for them to figure out what was going on and the students were trying so hard not to laugh.
What are the most hilarious Venmo stories you've heard?
My sister once sent a Venmo payment to a friend for a concert ticket. She added a really goofy note that said 'For the best night of our lives (hopefully) at the concert'. But she sent it a week early by mistake. Her friend was like 'I'm not even ready for this yet!'. It was so funny and they still joke about it now.
What are the most amazing stories you've ever heard?
A really amazing story is that of a blind athlete who participated in a marathon. With the help of his guide dog and his own strong will, he managed to complete the race. He trained for months, and his story inspired many people with disabilities to pursue their dreams.
What are some of the most hilarious teacher stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a teacher who fell asleep during a student's presentation. The student just kept talking until the teacher woke up with a start and mumbled some random compliment. It was quite funny.
What are some of the most hilarious restroom stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a man who accidentally walked into the women's restroom. He was so embarrassed when he realized his mistake that he just froze. The women in there were very understanding and just laughed it off.
What are the most hilarious Black Friday stories you've heard?
There was this one Black Friday at a supermarket. People were rushing for the turkeys that were on a huge discount. One lady grabbed a turkey and was running to the checkout. But the turkey slipped out of her hands and slid across the floor, right into the legs of another shopper. They both just stared at the turkey for a moment and then started laughing uncontrollably.
What are some of the most hilarious McDonalds stories you've heard?
There was a story about a McDonalds worker who made a burger that looked exactly like a famous painting. It was just for fun during a slow shift. He took a picture of it and it went viral on social media. Customers started asking if they could order 'the art burger'. The management didn't know whether to be proud or worried about this creative outburst. It was a really funny incident that brought a lot of attention to that particular McDonalds.
What are the most hilarious accident and emergency stories you've heard?
A man once came in because he thought he was having a heart attack. But it was just because he ate a really spicy burrito and his chest was burning. He was so worried though. The doctors had a good laugh after they figured out what was really going on. He left feeling a bit sheepish.
What are the most hilarious village cricket stories you've heard?
A village cricket team had a player who was very superstitious. He always carried a lucky charm in his pocket. During a match, he lost his charm while running between the wickets. He stopped in the middle of the pitch, searching for it, while the fielders were completely bewildered. It was a really funny sight.