At a school play, there was a girl in the front row of the audience. When she leaned forward to get a better view, she queefed. The actors on stage actually heard it and had a hard time not laughing. The girl was bright red, but the whole situation was so absurd that it soon turned into a big laugh for everyone. It was a memorable moment that added a bit of unplanned humor to the school play.
There was a time in a comedy club. A woman was sitting in the front row and when she shifted in her seat to get more comfortable, she queefed. The comedian on stage was quick - witted and said something like 'Well, that's an interesting addition to the sound effects tonight'. Everyone in the club had a good laugh, and the woman took it in good stride.
I heard a story of a lady on keto. She went to a restaurant and ordered a steak, which was great for keto. But when the side dishes came, she thought the mashed cauliflower was regular mashed potatoes. She took a big bite and made a face because she was expecting the taste of potatoes. It was really funny when she realized her mistake.
I heard a story where a player thought they could hide in a bush that was actually a decorative bush that didn't provide any cover. The enemy saw them right away and just walked up and killed them while they were still crouched there, thinking they were hidden. It was so silly.
I heard about a recruitment event where the interview panel was really strict. One candidate, instead of getting nervous, told a series of really bad dad jokes. For example, 'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!' At first, the panel was a bit taken aback, but then they couldn't stop laughing. He didn't get the job, but his story became quite famous in the company.
I heard about a couple at Costco. The wife put a huge box of diapers in the cart and the husband thought it was a new type of couch and started sitting on it. He was so confused when he realized what it actually was. Their back - and - forth about it was quite hilarious. Well, it shows how some products can be deceiving in their size and appearance at Costco. There are so many large and bulky items that it's easy to mistake one for another. And the husband's reaction when he found out the truth was just priceless.
One of the most hilarious ones I've heard was a student who brought their lunch in a big paper bag. During the break, they opened it and found out that the sandwich had squished all over their study materials. Another is about a test - taker who got their pen stuck in their hair while trying to quickly put it away to start the next section. And then there was a student who started singing a song softly to themselves to calm their nerves, but didn't realize how loud they were getting until the people around them started giving them strange looks.
The funniest morning wood story I've heard was about a guy who went camping. He woke up in the tent with morning wood and when he tried to get out of his sleeping bag in a hurry because he smelled breakfast cooking, he got all tangled up. His friends outside the tent heard all the commotion and started teasing him when they found out what was going on.
A friend told me about her husband. He snores in different pitches, like he's singing in his sleep. Sometimes it's a low rumble and then suddenly it goes high - pitched, as if he's hitting a high note in a very strange opera.
A dog owner accidentally threw the wrong ball. His dog was expecting a small tennis ball but he threw a huge beach ball. The dog's face was priceless as it tried to figure out how to pick up this giant thing.
In a medical school, a group of students were practicing suturing on bananas. One student got a little over - enthusiastic and ended up 'operating' on the whole bunch of bananas. By the time he was done, it looked like a banana massacre. His classmates couldn't stop teasing him about it for weeks.