Can you share some funny vomit stories?
There was a time when we were on a road trip. One of my friends, who has a really weak stomach for car rides, ate a big meal right before we hit a really bumpy road. He started to feel queasy and then suddenly vomited into a plastic bag. But the funny part was that he was so startled by his own vomit that he dropped the bag and it spilled all over the floor of the car. We had to stop and clean up the mess, but we still laugh about it now.
My little cousin thought he could eat a whole jar of pickles in one sitting. Well, he couldn't. After about half the jar, he threw up all over the kitchen floor. The smell of pickles mixed with vomit was not pleasant, but seeing the half - digested pickles was quite a sight. He learned his lesson about overeating that day.
Can you share some vomit horror stories?
One vomit horror story I heard was from a friend who worked in a restaurant. A customer got extremely drunk and suddenly vomited all over the table and the floor. The smell was so bad that it made other customers feel sick too. And it took a long time to clean up the mess.
Share some of the best vomit stories.
One time, my friend ate too much cotton candy at the fair. Later, on the roller coaster ride, the sudden twists and turns made him nauseous and he vomited. It was a colorful mess, just like the cotton candy he had devoured. It was both gross and kind of funny at the same time.
What are some funny vomit stories from parties?
I went to a party where they had a lot of really rich and creamy desserts. One girl ate so many of them. Later, she started dancing really wild. All of a sudden, she threw up right on the dance floor. It was a mess of cream and cake bits. People quickly cleared the area, but it became a story that everyone told for weeks after the party.
Can you recommend some vomit fiction stories?
In 'Trainspotting', there are scenes that might be considered in the realm of 'vomit fiction'. The main characters' drug - addled lives lead to some pretty disgusting situations, like when they overdose or have extreme reactions that involve vomiting. It's a gritty and unflinching look at the darker side of life.
Can you share some funny funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.
Can you share some of the 100 funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just a short and simple funny story.
Can you share some of the 50 funny stories?
Well, there might be a story where a little kid tried to put on his dad's big shoes and walk around. He waddled like a duck and everyone burst out laughing. It's these simple and unexpected moments that make the stories funny.
Can you share some funny it stories?
Sure. There was once an IT guy who accidentally sent an email to the whole company instead of just his team. He was ranting about the new coffee machine in the break room, saying it was too complicated to operate. Everyone had a good laugh about it.
Can you share some of the 15 funny stories?
Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. Another might be a man who accidentally put his shoes on the wrong feet and walked around all day without noticing.
Can you share some funny stories?
Here's another one. A little boy was at school and the teacher asked him to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. He said, 'My dad has a cold and said it was contagious.' The teacher said, 'Good, can you use it in another way?' The boy replied, 'My mom has a really contagious laugh. When she starts, everyone else starts laughing too.'