What are the funniest best teenage drinking stories you've heard?
A teen once mistook a strong liquor for a soft drink at a party. He took a big gulp and his eyes nearly popped out. He then ran around looking for water to cool his burning throat. It was so funny.
What are some of the funniest teenage stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a teen who tried to dye his hair at home by himself. He ended up with a color that was a mix of green, blue and purple, and it looked like a rainbow exploded on his head. His parents were shocked at first but then couldn't help but laugh.
What are some of the funniest Irish drinking stories you've heard?
There's a funny Irish drinking story about a man who went into a pub and ordered a very rare and strong Irish liquor. He took a big swig and then his eyes started watering and he coughed so hard that he knocked over his stool. The bartender just shook his head and said 'You should've known better, lad'. His friends couldn't stop laughing at his misfortune.
What are some of the funniest teenage dating stories you've heard?
A friend of mine went on a date to a park. They decided to have a picnic. But as soon as they sat down, a bunch of ducks came over and started stealing their food. They were chasing the ducks around, trying to get their sandwiches back. It was hilarious and they still talk about that date all the time.
What are some of the funniest best friend stories you've heard?
There were two best friends who thought it would be a great idea to prank their neighbors by putting a fake snake in their mailbox. But when they went to check on it later, they found that the neighbor had put a fake mouse in the mailbox in return. They were so shocked and then they all had a good laugh about it.
What are the funniest best friend stories you've ever heard?
I heard a story where two best friends went to a costume party. One friend came as a mermaid and the other as a pirate. But the mermaid costume was so big and clumsy that every time the mermaid friend tried to walk, she'd fall over. The pirate friend had to keep 'rescuing' her all night. It was really funny.
What are the funniest drunk best friend stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a friend's best friend who got drunk and thought he could fly. He climbed onto a table and jumped off, only to land in a pile of cushions. Another one was a girl who got drunk and tried to teach her dog to talk. She spent hours making barking sounds back at it.
What are the funniest logger stories you've heard?
A funny logger story is about a young logger who was learning the ropes. He tried to climb a tree to cut off some branches. But he got his pants caught on a branch on the way up and was left hanging there, looking like a flag. His fellow loggers couldn't stop laughing. He learned his lesson about proper climbing gear and techniques after that embarrassing incident.
What are the funniest patient stories you've heard?
There was a man who thought he had a serious eye problem. He said he saw strange shapes all the time. Turns out he had just been wearing his glasses with the wrong prescription for weeks without realizing it.
What are the funniest For Honor stories you've heard?
I heard of a For Honor match where the whole team coordinated a really complex strategy. But when they executed it, everything went wrong. One player went the wrong way, another got stuck between two objects in the game. It was like a comedy of errors. Instead of being disappointed, they all found it hilarious and started sharing the story with others. This shows that even in a competitive game like For Honor, funny things can happen. And these stories are what make the gaming experience more enjoyable and memorable.
What are the funniest Kijiji stories you've heard?
There was a person who posted a 'mystery box' for sale on Kijiji. They said it contained 'treasures from their attic' but wouldn't give any more details. People were making all kinds of wild guesses in the comments about what could be in there. It was really entertaining to see all the speculation.