What are the funniest best friend stories you've ever heard?
I heard a story where two best friends went to a costume party. One friend came as a mermaid and the other as a pirate. But the mermaid costume was so big and clumsy that every time the mermaid friend tried to walk, she'd fall over. The pirate friend had to keep 'rescuing' her all night. It was really funny.
A story goes that two best friends went camping. At night, they heard strange noises outside their tent. One of them was so scared that she grabbed a frying pan for protection. When they finally got the courage to look outside, it was just a raccoon knocking over their trash. They still laugh about how terrified they were for no reason.
What are some of the funniest best friend stories you've heard?
There were two best friends who thought it would be a great idea to prank their neighbors by putting a fake snake in their mailbox. But when they went to check on it later, they found that the neighbor had put a fake mouse in the mailbox in return. They were so shocked and then they all had a good laugh about it.
What are the funniest drunk best friend stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a friend's best friend who got drunk and thought he could fly. He climbed onto a table and jumped off, only to land in a pile of cushions. Another one was a girl who got drunk and tried to teach her dog to talk. She spent hours making barking sounds back at it.
What are the funniest booger stories you've ever heard?
One of the funniest is about a toddler who was playing with his booger like it was a toy. He was rolling it between his fingers and showing it to everyone, completely unaware of how gross it was. His parents were both horrified and amused at the same time.
What are the funniest clumsy stories you've ever heard?
There is this story of a little girl who was performing in a school play. She was supposed to be a fairy and had to fly across the stage using a pulley system. But when it was her turn, she got her dress tangled in the pulley. Instead of flying gracefully, she just dangled there, kicking her legs and trying to free herself. The whole audience couldn't stop laughing.
What are the funniest haircut stories you've ever heard?
My sister told me about her friend who wanted a long layered haircut. The hairdresser got carried away and made the layers so extreme that it looked like a staircase on her head. She was really embarrassed at first but then she decided to have fun with it. She took pictures and shared them on social media with funny captions, and it became a big hit. People were commenting and sharing the pictures, all having a good laugh.
What are the funniest distraction stories you've ever heard?
At a school play, one of the actors forgot his lines. Instead of staying silent, he started making up really strange and hilarious things. For example, he said he was a space alien visiting the Earth for the first time and was looking for the king of the carrots. The whole audience was distracted from the original play and was just laughing at his improvised performance. He really stole the show in an unexpected way.
What are the funniest goofy stories you've ever heard?
I heard about a parrot that learned to mimic the sound of a broken car engine. Whenever someone started their car outside, the parrot would start making this sputtering noise. It was hilarious.
What are the funniest shopping stories you've ever heard?
I heard about a guy who went to buy shoes. He put on a pair and walked around the store to test them. But he didn't notice that there was a price tag sticker on the bottom of one shoe. So he walked all around the store leaving a trail of the sticker on the floor, and when the salesperson told him, he was so embarrassed and we all had a good laugh.
What are the funniest failure stories you've ever heard?
A student once had to give a presentation in front of the class. He prepared a PowerPoint presentation but accidentally saved it in a wrong format. When he tried to open it during the presentation, it wouldn't work. So he had to improvise and ended up just talking really fast and jumbling up all his points, which was both hilarious and a failure.
What are the funniest bromance stories you've ever heard?
I heard about two friends, Matt and Nick. They were in a marathon together. Matt was so tired halfway through that he started walking backwards. Nick, instead of leaving him, walked backwards with him for a while, chatting and making jokes. Then Nick motivated Matt to start running again. Their bromance was on full display during that race as they supported each other in such a unique way.