Can you tell me any really hilarious funny navy sea stories?
Once, a navy crew was on a long - distance voyage. A sailor decided to start a fishing competition among the crew. However, instead of catching fish, one of them managed to reel in an old boot. He was so disappointed at first, but then it became a joke on the ship. They even had a 'boot - fishing trophy' made out of some spare parts on the ship.
A funny story involves a navy ship's communication system. One sailor accidentally sent out a really silly song over the ship - wide radio instead of an official message. The whole crew was confused at first, but then they started to sing along. It became a sort of impromptu concert on the ship and a very funny memory for all.
Can you tell me some really hilarious baseball jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Joke: What's the best way to make a baseball team laugh? Just tell them a pitcher - up joke! Get it? Pitcher as in the player and 'pitcher - up' sounding like 'pick - up'.
Can you tell me some really hilarious Thanksgiving Day funny stories?
A group of friends had a Thanksgiving potluck. One friend brought what they thought was a delicious green bean casserole. But when they tasted it, they realized they had accidentally used salt instead of sugar in the topping. Everyone's reaction was priceless as they took their first bites. They all ended up having a good laugh about it and sharing other food items they had brought.
Can you tell me some really hilarious funny dog poop stories?
My dog has a habit of trying to bury his poop in the most inconvenient places. One day, he tried to bury it on the concrete patio. He scratched at the hard surface for ages, looking so determined, but of course, he couldn't make a dent. It was so funny to watch his confusion.
Are there any really hilarious funny repentance stories?
There's this story where a dog owner let his dog run wild in the neighbor's garden. As repentance, he dressed up his dog as a little gardener, complete with a tiny hoe and watering can, and took a photo of the dog 'working' in the garden and sent it to the neighbor with an apology note. It was really funny and the neighbor forgave him easily.
Tell me a really hilarious CNA funny story.
Well, there was a CNA who was helping an elderly patient get dressed. The patient was a bit stubborn and wanted to wear his pants backwards. The CNA tried to explain that it was wrong, but the patient was insistent. In the end, the CNA let him wear the pants backwards. When the patient saw himself in the mirror, he started laughing so hard and then agreed to put them on the right way.
Can you tell me a really hilarious jury duty funny story?
A juror got really into the trial and started taking copious notes. But instead of writing important facts, they were drawing caricatures of the lawyers and the defendant. When the deliberations started, they accidentally showed their 'notes' to the other jurors. It was hilarious as the drawings were really well - done but completely inappropriate for a jury setting. Everyone had a good chuckle though and then got back to business.
Are there any really hilarious funny IBS stories out there?
A girl with IBS was at a family gathering. There were so many delicious foods, but she knew she had to be careful. However, she couldn't resist trying a little bit of everything. Soon enough, her IBS started to give her trouble. She ended up running to the bathroom multiple times. Her family members, who knew about her condition, were joking about how she was 'visiting the porcelain throne' more often than chatting with them. It was a bit embarrassing for her at first, but then she saw the humor in it too.
Are there any really hilarious funny divorce revenge stories?
Well, there's this story. A divorced woman knew her ex - husband was a huge football fan. So she bought all the tickets to the local football team's home games for the entire season and didn't tell him. He was left with no way to watch his favorite team play live at home stadium. It was a bit of a mean but funny revenge.
Are there any really hilarious funny construction accident stories?
At a building project, they were setting up some large wooden beams. A couple of workers misaligned one of the beams and when they tried to correct it, it swung around and knocked over a stack of wooden planks. The planks made a huge crashing sound and fell like dominoes. It was a big mess, but the panicked looks on the workers' faces were so funny that we couldn't stop laughing. It took a while to clean up, but it was a memorable moment on the construction site.
Are there any really hilarious cannibal - related funny stories?
Yes. There was a cannibal who was always late for the feasts. His tribe mates would scold him. One day he showed up early but with a very small person. He said, 'I got this one on my way here, he's just an appetizer because I'm always late for the main course.' This shows the warped sense of humor that can be associated with the concept of cannibalism in fictional and comical stories.