Can you tell me any really hilarious funny navy sea stories?
Once, a navy crew was on a long - distance voyage. A sailor decided to start a fishing competition among the crew. However, instead of catching fish, one of them managed to reel in an old boot. He was so disappointed at first, but then it became a joke on the ship. They even had a 'boot - fishing trophy' made out of some spare parts on the ship.
A funny story involves a navy ship's communication system. One sailor accidentally sent out a really silly song over the ship - wide radio instead of an official message. The whole crew was confused at first, but then they started to sing along. It became a sort of impromptu concert on the ship and a very funny memory for all.
Can you tell me some really hilarious baseball jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Joke: What's the best way to make a baseball team laugh? Just tell them a pitcher - up joke! Get it? Pitcher as in the player and 'pitcher - up' sounding like 'pick - up'.
Can you tell me some really hilarious Thanksgiving Day funny stories?
A group of friends had a Thanksgiving potluck. One friend brought what they thought was a delicious green bean casserole. But when they tasted it, they realized they had accidentally used salt instead of sugar in the topping. Everyone's reaction was priceless as they took their first bites. They all ended up having a good laugh about it and sharing other food items they had brought.
Can you tell me some really hilarious funny dog poop stories?
My dog has a habit of trying to bury his poop in the most inconvenient places. One day, he tried to bury it on the concrete patio. He scratched at the hard surface for ages, looking so determined, but of course, he couldn't make a dent. It was so funny to watch his confusion.
Can you tell me a really hilarious jury duty funny story?
A juror got really into the trial and started taking copious notes. But instead of writing important facts, they were drawing caricatures of the lawyers and the defendant. When the deliberations started, they accidentally showed their 'notes' to the other jurors. It was hilarious as the drawings were really well - done but completely inappropriate for a jury setting. Everyone had a good chuckle though and then got back to business.
Tell me a really hilarious CNA funny story.
Well, there was a CNA who was helping an elderly patient get dressed. The patient was a bit stubborn and wanted to wear his pants backwards. The CNA tried to explain that it was wrong, but the patient was insistent. In the end, the CNA let him wear the pants backwards. When the patient saw himself in the mirror, he started laughing so hard and then agreed to put them on the right way.
Can you share some funny US Navy sea stories?
One funny story is about a sailor who accidentally launched a flare inside the ship during a drill. It set off all kinds of alarms and chaos ensued as everyone thought there was an actual emergency. But in the end, it became a hilarious anecdote that the crew would joke about for a long time.
Share some funny navy sea stories.
One funny navy sea story is about a sailor who tried to cook a meal during a storm. The ship was rocking so much that every time he tried to flip the pancake, it would end up on the floor or stuck to the ceiling. His mates were laughing hysterically while also trying to help him hold the pan still.
Are there any really hilarious funny repentance stories?
There's this story where a dog owner let his dog run wild in the neighbor's garden. As repentance, he dressed up his dog as a little gardener, complete with a tiny hoe and watering can, and took a photo of the dog 'working' in the garden and sent it to the neighbor with an apology note. It was really funny and the neighbor forgave him easily.
Navy Carrier Funny Stories: Share Some Hilarious Incidents on Navy Carriers
There was a time when a new recruit was so excited to be on the navy carrier that he got lost on his first day. He ended up in the wrong section and accidentally walked into a meeting room full of high - ranking officers. Instead of panicking, he saluted and said 'I'm just exploring, sirs!' Everyone had a good laugh, and he was shown the right way.
Can you tell me really funny short stories?
Yes. There was a parrot that learned to mimic the phone ringing. One day, it started 'ringing' while the owner was in the shower. The owner rushed out thinking someone was calling. It was quite a scene.