Tell me a funny text story.
There was a cat that wanted to be a magician. It found an old hat and a wand. The cat put on the hat and waved the wand, saying some made - up magic words. But instead of magic, it just made a mess. It accidentally turned its own tail into a snake. The snake - tail started chasing the cat around the room. The cat was so scared until it realized it was all part of its own silly magic and managed to turn its tail back to normal.
Once upon a time, there was a little duck. It thought it was a chicken. So it tried to climb up the tree like chickens do. But of course, with its webbed feet and plump body, it kept slipping down. All the other animals were laughing at it. But the duck was so determined. Finally, it realized it was a duck and happily swam in the pond instead.
Tell me a funny green text story.
Once upon a time, there was a little green frog. One day, it hopped into a library. The librarian was shocked and said, 'You can't be here!' The frog replied, 'I just want to read a book about flies.' And it started to jump on the bookshelves looking for such a book. Everyone in the library couldn't help but laugh at this funny green creature's determination.
Tell me some funny text chat stories.
One funny text chat story is that my friend thought 'LOL' meant 'Lots of Love' and sent it to his grandma in a very sincere message. His grandma was so confused and replied asking if he was in love. It was hilarious when he realized his mistake.
Tell me some spoof text funny stories.
Once there was a spoof text about a cat that thought it was a dog. It chased its own tail like a dog would, but with a very feline clumsiness. The description in the text was so vivid that it made everyone laugh.
Tell me a funny funny story.
A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.
Tell a funny husband and wife text story.
The husband texted his wife, 'I just tried to make coffee like you do. Now the kitchen looks like a war zone!' His wife replied, 'Haha, that's why I'm the coffee master here. Just wait for me to clean it up.'
Tell a Long Funny Minecraft Text Story
There was a Minecraft world filled with super - sized mobs. The spiders were as big as houses and the zombies were like giants. A player named Tom decided to tame one of the giant spiders. He climbed up a huge ladder to reach the spider's head and offered it a steak. The spider took the steak and then decided that Tom was its new best friend. It carried Tom around on its back, scaring all the other mobs. Tom then convinced the spider to help him build a huge castle. The spider used its web to lift the heavy blocks, and together they built the most amazing and wacky castle in Minecraft, with towers made of melons and walls of pumpkins.
Share a really funny text story with me.
There was a dog who thought he was a superhero. Every day he would put on a small cape and jump off the porch, thinking he could fly. But every time he just landed with a thud on the grass. His owner tried to tell him he couldn't fly, but he didn't listen. One day, he saw a bird in a tree and decided to rescue it. He climbed the tree (very clumsily) and when he got to the branch where the bird was, he slipped and fell again. The bird just flew away, and the dog finally realized he was better off being a regular dog.
Tell me a funny story
There were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. They packed their little turtle picnic basket with sandwiches and juice. So they set off. After walking for hours, they finally reached a nice grassy spot. But then they realized they had forgotten the bottle opener for the juice. The first turtle said, 'Oh no, we'll have to go all the way back.' The second turtle said, 'Let's just try to open it without it.' But the third turtle said, 'Wait, I brought my keys, we can use one of them.' So they tried, but of course, it didn't work. They ended up having dry sandwiches while looking longingly at the unopened juice.
Tell me a funny story
Once upon a time, a magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me a funny story.
There were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They went to a zoo. Jerry saw a camel and said, 'Look, Tom, that horse has such a long neck!' Tom laughed out loud and replied, 'Jerry, that's not a horse, it's a camel!' Jerry's silly mistake made them both laugh a lot.