Can you share some of the funniest joke stories?
Well, there's a funny joke story. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' Another story is about a guy who named his dog Rolex because it was a watchdog. Then there's the joke that the past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Best Blonde Joke Stories: Share some of the funniest ones
Here's one. A blonde was on a plane to New York. She asked the flight attendant to bring her a pen and paper. When the attendant brought it, she wrote down 'Hi Mom, I'm on the plane. See you soon.' Then she put it in an envelope and asked the attendant to mail it for her. The attendant was like 'Ma'am, we're 30,000 feet in the air!'
Can you share some of the funniest stories?
I've got a few. There was a story where a magician's rabbit escaped during a show and hopped onto the stage during a ballet performance. The dancers were so startled. Then there's the time when a new employee showed up at work with his shirt on inside out. He didn't notice until his colleague pointed it out and everyone had a good laugh. Another funny story is about a boy who tried to ride a cow like a horse in the countryside and ended up falling into a mud puddle.
What are the funniest kids joke stories?
There's also this joke. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! This joke is funny because it gives a personified reason for the tomato to turn red. Kids can easily picture a shy tomato blushing when it sees the salad dressing which is a very comical image. It also uses a bit of creativity in coming up with an unusual cause for a natural phenomenon like a tomato changing color.
Can you share some gay joke stories?
Here is one. Two gay men were at a restaurant. One said to the waiter, 'I'll have what he's having' with a big wink. It was a simple yet funny moment that played on the stereotype in a light - hearted way.
Can you share some best joke stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some best joke stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. And here's a third: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some joke ghost stories?
Sure. Here's one. A ghost was trying to scare a little boy in his room. But the boy just laughed and said, 'You're not scary, you look like a floating mop!' The ghost was so offended that it left, muttering about modern kids having no sense of fear.
Can you share some good joke stories?
Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple yet funny joke that plays on the double meaning of'make up'.
Can you share some joke funny stories?
There was a man who always told his dog to stop imitating him. One day, he was doing yoga, and the dog did exactly the same poses. He said, 'Stop it!', and the dog replied, 'Woof, woof!', which in dog language might mean 'But you started it!'.
Can you share some great joke stories?
Yes. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' 'Why the big pause?' asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.' Joke stories can be really fun as they often play with words, unexpected situations or common misunderstandings to create humor.