Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who loved to paint. He painted his whole burrow in bright colors. His friends thought he was crazy. But when a big storm came, all the animals could see his bright burrow from far away and came to take shelter. And the rabbit said, 'See, art has its uses too!'
Sure. Here's one. A cat went to the barber. The barber was very confused as to what to do with all that fur. He finally managed to give the cat a 'lion cut'. When the cat saw itself in the mirror, it was so shocked that it chased its own tail for an hour thinking it was a strange little animal following it.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
The 'Peanuts' comics are also great. Charlie Brown and his friends like Snoopy always get into funny scenarios. For example, Charlie Brown's constant failures in flying a kite, yet his never - ending attempts, are both cute and humorous.
Sure. 'Calvin and Hobbes' is a great one. It features a little boy Calvin and his stuffed tiger Hobbes who comes to life in Calvin's imagination. Their adventures, like building snowmen that turn into monsters in Calvin's mind, are really funny.
Sure. There is a comic funny story about a clumsy magician. He was trying to make a rabbit disappear during his show. But instead of the rabbit disappearing, he made his own hat vanish into thin air and the rabbit ended up sitting on his head. It was really hilarious.
There was a man who went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor said, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I think you're seeing Disney.' Well, here's another. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.