Can you share a funny scary ghost story with me?3 answers
2024-10-25 10:05
Sure. There was this old inn that was rumored to be haunted. A traveler decided to stay there anyway. In the middle of the night, he saw a ghostly figure at the foot of his bed. The ghost had a big, goofy hat on. It started to float around the room, but then accidentally flew into the wall. The traveler was scared at first but then found it hilarious. The ghost, embarrassed, told the traveler that it was having a bad day haunting.
Heres a really funny story. Can you share one with me?There was a parrot in a pet store. A customer asked the owner if the parrot could talk. The owner said, 'Sure, he can.' So the customer said to the parrot, 'How are you today?' The parrot just stared at him. The customer tried again, 'Can you say something?' The parrot still didn't respond. Then the owner said, 'Oh, I forgot to mention, he's a little shy. He doesn't talk when strangers are around.' Just then, the parrot said, 'I'm not shy, I just don't like the way you look!'
Can you share some funny stories with me?3 answers
2024-10-15 23:16
Sure! Here's one. I once saw a guy trying to ride a bike with a huge stack of books on the handlebars. He ended up falling over and the books went flying everywhere. It was hilarious!
Share a really funny text story with me.2 answers
2024-10-27 22:07
There was a dog who thought he was a superhero. Every day he would put on a small cape and jump off the porch, thinking he could fly. But every time he just landed with a thud on the grass. His owner tried to tell him he couldn't fly, but he didn't listen. One day, he saw a bird in a tree and decided to rescue it. He climbed the tree (very clumsily) and when he got to the branch where the bird was, he slipped and fell again. The bird just flew away, and the dog finally realized he was better off being a regular dog.
Can you share a funny marathon story?There was a marathon in which a group of friends decided to run as a team. But one of them was really not in good shape. He kept stopping to eat junk food from the stands. His friends had to constantly pull him along. At one point, he even sat down on the side of the road and refused to move until they promised him a big dinner after the race. Eventually, they all made it across the finish line, laughing and teasing each other about the whole experience.
Can you share a funny siblings story?2 answers
2024-10-31 07:11
Sure. Once my siblings and I were playing hide - and - seek. My little brother thought he could hide in the dryer. He climbed in and closed the door. But then he couldn't get out. We were all looking for him everywhere until we heard his muffled cries from the dryer. When we finally found him, he was all curled up and his hair was a mess from tumbling around in there a bit. It was hilarious.
Can you share a funny Spanish story?Sure. There was a Spaniard named Juan. One day, he went to the market to buy a chicken. He asked the seller how much it cost. The seller said 'Diez euros' (ten euros). Juan thought he heard 'Dios euros' which means 'God euros'. He was so shocked and said 'How can a chicken cost God euros?' Everyone around laughed at his misunderstanding.