What are some of the funniest marine recruit stories you've heard?
Once, during a field exercise, a recruit got lost in the woods that were right next to the training area. He was only a few yards away from the group but was so disoriented. He started yelling for help, and when the others found him, he was standing next to a big sign that said 'Training Area'. It was so funny that everyone had a good laugh about it for days.
Well, there was a recruit who was given the task of cleaning the rifles. He accidentally sprayed the cleaning solution all over himself instead of on the rifle. He smelled like a chemical factory for the rest of the day. It was quite a sight.
What are some of the funniest US Marine stories you've heard?
I heard about a Marine who was so tired during a long march that he started marching in his sleep. His buddies had to guide him to keep him from walking into bushes or tripping over things. It was hilarious to watch.
What are some of the funniest marine corps stories you've heard?
In a barracks, a marine decided to play a prank on his roommate. He put a fake snake in his bed. When the roommate saw it, he jumped so high and screamed. The whole barracks had a great time laughing about it later. Marines like to have some light - hearted fun among themselves. And this kind of prank is quite common. They know how to keep the mood lively even in the tough military environment.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
What are some of the funniest scout stories you've heard?
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the funniest chemo stories you've heard?
I heard of a patient who started making chemo - related memes during his treatment and shared them with the other patients. They were things like a picture of a chemo bag with the caption 'My new sidekick for the fight'. Everyone thought they were hilarious.