What are some of the funniest marine corps stories you've heard?

2024-11-11 03:51

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2024-11-11 07:28

During a ceremony, a marine's hat flew off because of a strong wind gust. He chased after it all over the parade ground, while the others were trying hard not to laugh out loud. Eventually, he caught it and put it back on, looking a bit embarrassed but also joining in the laughter once he realized how funny it must have looked.

2024-11-11 07:08

In a barracks, a marine decided to play a prank on his roommate. He put a fake snake in his bed. When the roommate saw it, he jumped so high and screamed. The whole barracks had a great time laughing about it later. Marines like to have some light - hearted fun among themselves. And this kind of prank is quite common. They know how to keep the mood lively even in the tough military environment.

What are some of the funniest apology stories you've heard?

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2024-11-13 08:02

A man was late for a meeting and when he entered, he started singing an apology song that he made up on the spot. It was so off - key but so funny that everyone in the meeting just forgave him instantly.

What are some of the funniest GLBT stories you've heard?

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2024-11-13 05:06

There was a bisexual woman who participated in a local talent show. She did a stand - up comedy routine about her experiences dating both men and women. She told really funny anecdotes like the time she took a guy on a date to a really girly - themed café and his horrified face was priceless, and also about a girl she dated who was obsessed with superheroes and would always compare their relationship to different superhero duos. Her act was so relatable and humorous that she won the talent show.

What are some of the funniest rabbi stories you've heard?

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2024-11-13 03:19

A rabbi was traveling with his congregation on a long journey. They got lost on the way. The rabbi said, 'Maybe we should follow the stars like our ancestors did.' But then it started to rain heavily. So the rabbi quickly added, 'Or maybe we should just find a nice inn and wait for the rain to stop. I think our ancestors would approve too.' Everyone had a good laugh and they found shelter together. This story shows the rabbi's quick - wittedness and his ability to make the best out of a difficult situation.

What are some of the funniest covid stories you've heard?

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2024-11-13 02:44

I heard about a man who accidentally turned off his camera during an important work meeting on Zoom, but he didn't realize it. He started making the funniest faces and dancing around his living room thinking no one could see him. When he finally noticed, he was so embarrassed but it was really funny for everyone else.

What are some of the funniest softball stories you've heard?

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2024-11-13 01:12

At a local softball match, there was a new player who was a bit clumsy. When she tried to catch a high - flying ball, she jumped up and her glove flew off her hand. The ball hit her right on the head instead. She was okay though, and we all had a great laugh. It was one of those moments that made the whole game really memorable and fun.

What are some of the funniest police stories you've heard?

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2024-11-12 22:08

One funny story is about a police dog training session. The dog was supposed to find a hidden 'bad guy' but instead, it found a squirrel and chased it all over the training ground, leaving the trainer in stitches.

What are some of the funniest cycling stories you've heard?

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2024-11-12 17:44

A cyclist was riding with a big backpack. As he was going uphill, the backpack's strap got caught in the rear wheel. He ended up being pulled backward and falling off his bike. It was quite a sight! His face was full of shock when it happened.

What are some of the funniest hockey stories you've heard?

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2024-11-12 17:34

A story I heard was about a team that was doing a pre - game warm - up. One of the players accidentally shot the puck right into the referee's coffee cup that was on the bench. Coffee went everywhere and the referee was so startled.

What are some of the funniest frugal stories you've heard?

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2024-11-12 11:52

A guy I know was too cheap to buy new shoes even though his were falling apart. So he used duct tape to hold them together. He walked around like that for weeks, and every time people saw his taped - up shoes, they couldn't help but laugh.

What are some of the funniest flirting stories you've heard?

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2024-11-12 01:20

A guy once told a girl, 'Your hair looks so soft. I bet it's softer than a cloud. And I really want to touch it, but I'm afraid I might get lost in it like a lost little bird.' The girl thought it was really cute and let him touch her hair gently. It was a really sweet flirting moment.