What are the most memorable new job funny stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy who started a new job at a construction site. He put his hard hat on backwards all day without realizing it. His co - workers were laughing but didn't tell him until the end of the day.
A friend of mine started a new job at a software company. During a presentation to the big bosses, his laptop crashed and instead of panicking, he started making up a really funny story about how the computer was just too excited to show off their new product. Everyone ended up laughing and he saved the day.
What are the most memorable funny new job stories you've heard?
A new employee at a construction site had a very funny experience. He was supposed to mark the spots for the foundation, but he used the wrong paint. Instead of the regular white paint, he used bright pink paint. When the foreman saw it, he was both angry and amused. The new guy was really embarrassed, but it made for a great story among the construction crew.
What are the most memorable funny job stories you've heard?
A vet once had a parrot as a patient. The parrot kept imitating the vet's every word and action. When the vet was examining another animal, the parrot would say things like 'Now, let's see here' in the vet's voice. It was very funny.
What are some of the most memorable funny summer job stories you've heard?
A friend of mine worked at a restaurant during summer. There was a really fussy customer who kept sending back their food. First it was too hot, then too cold, then not seasoned enough. In the end, the chef made a special dish just for this customer with a big smiley face made of vegetables on top. The customer was so surprised and finally stopped complaining. It was hilarious.
What are the most memorable funny work stories you've heard?
A friend told me that in her office, there was a whiteboard with everyone's tasks. One day, someone accidentally erased all the tasks and drew a big, goofy face instead. When the manager came to check, he couldn't help but laugh. They then had to quickly rewrite all the tasks while still chuckling about the face.
What are the most memorable funny rpg stories you've heard?
One memorable story is about a group of players in an RPG. They were exploring an ancient tomb. One of the players, who was a thief character, accidentally stepped on a pressure plate that was supposed to release a trap. But instead, it played a really loud and goofy song. All the mummies in the tomb started dancing to it. It was so strange and funny.
What are the most memorable funny walking stories you've heard?
A really memorable one was about a kid learning to walk. He was waddling around like a little duck. His parents were trying to encourage him and he took a big step forward, but then his diaper slipped down a bit. He just stood there looking confused while everyone around him was in stitches.
What are the most memorable funny buffet stories you've heard?
There was a story about a couple at a buffet. The woman was on a diet and the man kept teasing her by bringing her huge plates of food. She got so mad at him but in a really comical way.
What are the most memorable funny server stories you've heard?
I remember a server story where a user was so excited to share their new pet's picture, but they uploaded the wrong file which was just a really blurry and unrecognizable mess. We all guessed what it could be, from a mythical creature to a new kind of abstract art. It was really funny.
What are the most memorable funny waitress stories you've heard?
I heard about a waitress who accidentally tripped while carrying a tray full of drinks. But instead of getting upset, she just started doing a little dance on the floor as if it was part of the show. The customers loved it and even tipped her extra.
What are the most memorable funny confession stories you've heard?
A boy once confessed his feelings to a girl by dressing up as a pizza delivery guy and when she opened the door, he said 'I'm not just delivering pizza, I'm delivering my heart'. It was so unexpected and funny.