What are the most memorable funny job stories you've heard?
A vet once had a parrot as a patient. The parrot kept imitating the vet's every word and action. When the vet was examining another animal, the parrot would say things like 'Now, let's see here' in the vet's voice. It was very funny.
There was a teacher who had a student bring a pet goat to school for show - and - tell. The goat started eating the papers on the teacher's desk and running around the classroom. It was chaos but also extremely funny. The teacher had to herd the goat out while the students were laughing uncontrollably. Also, a mailman once delivered a letter to the wrong house. The owner of the house opened the letter thinking it was for them and it was a love letter. The mailman had to come back and explain the mistake. The whole situation was quite comical.
What are the most memorable new job funny stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy who started a new job at a construction site. He put his hard hat on backwards all day without realizing it. His co - workers were laughing but didn't tell him until the end of the day.
What are the most memorable funny new job stories you've heard?
A new employee at a construction site had a very funny experience. He was supposed to mark the spots for the foundation, but he used the wrong paint. Instead of the regular white paint, he used bright pink paint. When the foreman saw it, he was both angry and amused. The new guy was really embarrassed, but it made for a great story among the construction crew.
What are the most memorable funny caregiver stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a caregiver who worked with a disabled man. The man had a parrot that he adored. One day, the parrot learned to mimic the caregiver's voice saying 'Time for your medicine!'. So every time the caregiver said it, the parrot would repeat it right away, and the man would laugh so hard that he actually took his medicine without any fuss.
What are the most memorable funny cab stories you've heard?
A friend of mine got into a cab where the driver was wearing a clown costume. He thought it was some kind of special event but the driver just liked to be different. My friend couldn't stop laughing during the whole ride.
What are the most memorable funny lads stories you've heard?
There was a story of some lads at a beach. They decided to have a sandcastle building competition. But one lad was so determined to win that he accidentally knocked over all the other castles while trying to add the final touches to his own. His shocked face was really funny and all the lads ended up just having a big sand fight instead.
What are the most memorable funny munchies stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a family that made munchies for a game night. They made these 'alien - inspired' cookies. They were green and had googly eyes on them. The kids thought they were the coolest things ever and were running around the house pretending to be invaded by the cookie aliens. It was really cute and funny.
What are the most memorable Rimworld funny stories you've heard?
There was this time when a group of raiders attacked. One of my colonists was so scared that he ran straight into a storage container and got stuck. The raiders were confused as to where he went, and my other colonists just left him there while they fought off the raiders. After the fight, they had to break the container to get him out.
What are the most memorable funny mmo stories you've heard?
There was a story about a player in an MMO who accidentally sold his most powerful weapon for a really low price because he misclicked. He was so distraught at first, but then the whole server rallied around him and helped him get a new one. It was really heartwarming and funny at the same time.
What are the most memorable funny venue stories you've heard?
One memorable story is from a theater. An actor's costume got caught on a prop as he was making a grand exit. He ended up doing this really awkward half - run, half - drag off the stage while trying to keep his dignity. It was hilarious.
What are the most memorable funny fangirl stories you've heard?
One fangirl tried to give her favorite singer a handmade gift. But in her excitement, she tripped and the gift flew out of her hands and landed right at the singer's feet in a rather comical way.