Tell me some funny scary stories.
One funny scary story is about a vampire who was so clumsy. He was trying to sneak into a girl's bedroom through the window but got his cape stuck on a nail. He was flapping around like a silly bat and ended up waking up the whole neighborhood with his noise. The girl just opened the window and laughed at him, and he was so embarrassed that he ran away.
Tell me some scary but funny ghost stories.
A group of friends decided to explore an old, supposedly haunted mansion. As they walked through the dark hallways, they saw a white figure floating towards them. They were terrified at first. But as the figure got closer, they noticed it was a very short ghost. One of the friends couldn't help but laugh and said, 'You're not so scary, little ghost!' The ghost got angry and started making funny faces. Then it led them to a hidden room full of old treasures. The friends realized that this ghost was just a bit of a prankster, and they all left the mansion with a great story to tell.
Tell me some stupid funny scary stories.
There was a time when a girl was home alone and heard strange noises. She got really scared. Turns out it was her cat knocking over a stack of cans in the pantry. The cat had a silly look on its face when she found it. It was both stupid and funny in the end.
Tell me some halloween scary funny stories.
There was a witch who was very bad at flying her broomstick. On Halloween night, she was trying to fly over a town to scare people. But instead, she kept crashing into trees and rooftops. People were more amused than scared. Every time she crashed, she would mutter some strange spell that made her broomstick do even weirder things like spin in circles. Eventually, she gave up and walked home, looking rather embarrassed.
Tell me some funny but scary campfire stories.
There was a story of a group of friends camping by a lake. One of them decided to go for a midnight swim. As he swam out, he felt something tug at his leg. He panicked and swam back to shore as fast as he could. When he got out, his friends laughed because it turned out a big fish had nibbled at his leg. But for that moment in the water, it was really scary. And it's funny in hindsight how scared he was over a fish.
Tell me some scary funny campfire stories.
One story is about a camper who heard strange giggles in the woods at night. He got scared but when he shone his flashlight, he saw a raccoon wearing an old hat and dancing. It was both scary at first and then really funny when he realized it was just a goofy raccoon.
Tell me some scary but funny Halloween stories.
One story is about a witch who lost her broom. She was so angry that she started chasing her cat around the house. The cat, being clever, hid in a pumpkin. The witch couldn't find it and ended up sitting on the pumpkin, thinking it was a chair. It was scary because she was a witch but funny to see her mistake.
Tell me some funny and scary campfire stories.
One funny and scary campfire story is about a hiker. He was camping alone in the woods. At night, he heard strange noises like something was dragging a heavy chain. He got really scared. But when he peeked out of his tent, he saw a raccoon with a can tied to its tail. The raccoon was running around in a panic, making all that noise. It was scary at first but turned out to be really funny.
Tell me some children's funny scary stories.
One funny scary story for children is about a little girl who thought there was a monster under her bed. Every night she would hear strange noises. One day, she bravely looked under the bed with a flashlight and found out it was just her old, noisy toy robot that had fallen there. She laughed at herself and from then on, wasn't scared anymore.
Tell me some examples of funny two - sentence scary stories.
The first one: I woke up in the middle of the night. When I looked at the foot of my bed, there was a shadowy figure smiling at me. Another: I heard a strange noise outside my window. I peeked out and saw a pair of glowing eyes staring back at me.
Tell me some of the scary stories from '67 scary stories'.
One of the scary stories could be about a haunted house. In the story, people who enter the old, dilapidated house at night start to hear strange noises. Footsteps echo in the empty hallways, and cold gusts of wind blow through even when all the windows are closed. It gives a feeling of being watched by an unseen presence.