Can you share some funny kid bed time stories?
There's a funny bedtime story about a kitten. The kitten thought that his bed was a ship sailing on a big ocean. So every night, he would pretend to be a captain. He would stand on his pillow and meow out orders. But one night, he meowed so much that he got tired and fell asleep right there on his 'ship' pillow, still holding his little toy mouse as if it was the ship's wheel.
Well, there is a story about a little pig. The little pig was always very naughty at bedtime. He would jump on the bed and not listen to his parents. One night, as he was jumping, he accidentally bounced right out of the window and landed in a big pile of hay. It was so soft and comfortable that he decided to stay there and fell asleep. When his parents found him in the morning, they all had a good laugh.
Can you share some funny adult bed time stories?
An adult couple had a very large and clumsy dog. At bedtime, the dog always tried to squeeze into their small bed. One night, the dog managed to get in but then couldn't turn around. It ended up with its head at the foot of the bed and its tail in their faces. The couple laughed so hard that they almost forgot they were supposed to be sleeping.
What are the best funny kid bed time stories?
A great one is the story of the sleepy squirrel. The squirrel was so tired at bedtime but couldn't find his favorite acorn pillow. He searched everywhere in his tree house. Finally, he found it under his own tail. He was so embarrassed and then quickly curled up with the acorn pillow and went to sleep. It's a simple yet funny story for kids.
Can you share some kid funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a little boy who thought his dog could talk. He would sit for hours having 'conversations' with it. One day he told his mom all the things the dog had'said'. His mom just smiled and played along.
Can you share some kid funny stories?
There was a kid who saw a cloud that looked like a dinosaur. He got so excited that he ran around the yard roaring like a dinosaur himself, trying to scare the 'cloud dinosaur' away. He thought if he could make enough noise, the cloud would change shape and not be so scary.
Can you share some kid funny stories?
A little girl was trying to feed her teddy bear. She put some food on a plate in front of the bear and then started scolding it for not eating. She was so serious as if the teddy bear could really eat. It was quite amusing.
Can you share some funny kid stories?
Sure. Once there was a little kid who thought his dog could talk. He would sit and have long conversations with it. Every time the dog barked, he'd say it was answering his questions. It was so cute.
Can you share some funny kid stories?
Sure. There was a little kid who thought his pet dog could talk. He would sit and have long conversations with it, asking it about its day and if it liked the new bone. When the dog barked, he'd nod as if understanding every word.
Can you share a funny bed time story?
Once upon a time, there was a little mouse. He lived in a small hole near a big house. Every night, he would peek out to see if there were any crumbs left on the kitchen floor. One night, he saw a huge piece of cheese. But as he ran towards it, he slipped on a banana peel that the cat had left there as a trap. He ended up sliding all the way back to his hole. And that's how he learned to be more careful at night.
Can you share some funny bed bug stories?
Sure. Once, my friend thought the little red dots on his skin were from a new soap he used. But then he found a bed bug. He was so shocked that he jumped on the bed and started shaking the sheets like crazy, trying to find the 'culprit'. It was hilarious seeing him so panicked over a tiny bug.
Can you share some funny bed and breakfast stories?
Sure. Once I stayed at a B&B where the owner's dog was so friendly that it would lead guests to their rooms every morning. One day, it accidentally led a guest to the wrong room, and the confusion that ensued was hilarious as the guest opened the door to find another startled guest still in bed.