My neighbor told people he was training for a marathon. But I often saw him sitting on the porch eating junk food instead of running. One day, someone asked him about his training progress. He started making up these crazy stories about how he was doing secret high - intensity workouts at home. It was really funny to see him struggle to keep his lie going. He was clearly not in marathon - shape at all.
There was this guy in my class who said he had a rare disease to get out of a test. The teacher asked for a doctor's note. He couldn't produce one. Then he changed his story and said he was misdiagnosed. It was so obvious he was lying and everyone had a good laugh.
A colleague of mine claimed that he was a great cook. He boasted about making this amazing five - course dinner for his family over the weekend. But then another colleague saw him ordering takeout from the same restaurant that he said he made the meal from. When we asked him about it, he tried to make up some wild story about how he was just getting inspiration from the restaurant's food. It was quite a comical situation.
One funny caught story is about a cat trying to steal a piece of fish from the kitchen counter. Just as it was about to grab the fish with its paw, the owner walked in and caught it mid - action. The cat froze, one paw in the air, looking so guilty that it made the owner burst out laughing.
Once, my friend was trying to secretly eat a big piece of cake in the middle of the night. But he made so much noise getting a fork and plate that his mom caught him red - handed. He had frosting all over his face, it was hilarious.
A friend once told me that she found out her best friend had been lying about spending time with her when actually she was hanging out with someone she didn't like. She felt betrayed, just like in a cheating situation. They had a big argument and didn't talk for weeks.
Once, my friend Tom was at a beach. He thought he found a private spot to change into his swim trunks. But as he was in the middle of getting naked, a big wave came and swept away his towel. Just then, a group of kids were running by looking for shells and they saw him. They started giggling and Tom was so embarrassed that he just dived into the water right away.
There was a guy who tried to cheat in a card game. He had hidden some extra cards up his sleeve. As he was getting too confident and making big bets, he accidentally dropped a card from his sleeve. Everyone saw it and burst out laughing. He was so embarrassed and of course, caught cheating in the most comical way.
Once, in a school exam, a student tried to cheat by writing answers on his palm. But when he went to the toilet to check, he accidentally washed his hands and all the answers were gone. He came back looking so confused and defeated, it was really funny.
At a school concert, a little boy was supposed to play the triangle. He was so excited that he started waving it around before his turn. When it was finally his time, he swung it so hard that it flew out of his hand and hit the conductor right on the head. Everyone was shocked at first, but then burst into laughter. It was one of those caught - off - guard but hilarious moments.
I remember a story where a man was singing really loudly in the shower. He thought he was alone at home. But his mother - in - law had dropped by unexpectedly. When he stepped out of the shower singing at the top of his lungs, he was so embarrassed when he saw her. It was really funny.
Sure. One funny story is about a guy who said he had a collection of over 100 novelty ties, all with really wacky designs like a tie with a giant pizza on it or one with a picture of a unicorn puking rainbows. Everyone thought he was lying but he brought in a box full of them. It was quite a sight.