When writing a short and funny story, start with a funny premise. It could be something like a superhero who's afraid of the dark. Then, build the story around how this superhero copes with their fear in comical ways. Maybe they carry a night - light everywhere and it keeps getting in the way of fighting crime. Use short sentences and dialogue to keep the pace quick. Don't over - explain things. Let the reader fill in the blanks and use their imagination. And always end with a punchline or a twist that makes the reader laugh out loud.
To write a short and funny story, consider your characters carefully. They should be unique and have some sort of quirk. For instance, a turtle who dreams of being a race car driver. Next, the plot should be straightforward but full of humorous elements. Let's say the turtle enters a race against fast animals like cheetahs and rabbits. The turtle's slow - and - steady approach takes on a whole new meaning when he keeps getting distracted by shiny things on the track. Dialogue can also add to the humor. The turtle could say to the cheetah 'You may be fast, but I've got style... and a really cool shell!' End the story with a satisfying and funny conclusion, like the turtle winning the race because all the other animals got caught in a mud puddle.
There was a family on a road trip. Their GPS led them to a dead - end road in the middle of a field. Instead of getting frustrated, they started having a picnic right there. They made jokes about their 'amazing destination' and took funny selfies. It was a really fun and unexpected turn of events.
Perhaps in a metaspoon funny story, metaspoon is on a mission to find the biggest bowl in the world. It travels from kitchen to kitchen, getting into all sorts of comical situations. It accidentally falls into a sink full of soapy water and comes out all soapy, looking like a white - bearded old spoon. Then it finally finds a huge cauldron that it mistakes for a bowl and tries to climb into it, but just slides back down, which is really hilarious.
A cat and a dog were arguing about who was the smartest. The dog said, 'I can do tricks like sit, stay, and roll over.' The cat replied, 'That's nothing. I can make people open doors for me, feed me, and clean my litter box without even asking.'
A group of ducks were walking in a line. The first duck said, 'Quack.' The second duck said, 'Quack.' But the third duck said, 'I'm not following this stupid 'quack' thing.' The first two ducks looked at him and said, 'Then you're not a real duck!' and they walked away. The third duck thought for a moment and then ran after them shouting, 'Wait, I'm a quack!'
Once upon a time, a cat decided to learn how to bark like a dog. It practiced day and night. One day, it finally managed to make a sound that was somewhat like a bark. But when it barked at a passing dog, the dog just stared at it in confusion and then walked away, as if thinking 'What on earth is this strange creature trying to do?'
Once there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He tried to roost in the trees like the chickens did. But every time he flapped his wings to get up there, he would just fall down. One day, he saw a pond and couldn't resist diving in. As he swam around, he suddenly realized how much he loved the water and said, 'I'm not a silly chicken, I'm a wonderful duck!'
There were three turtles sitting on a log. One turtle decided to jump into the water. How many turtles were left on the log? Three. Because the turtle only decided to jump, it didn't actually jump yet. This confused a little boy who was watching them. He kept waiting for the turtle to jump, but it just sat there, as if it was teasing him. The boy finally gave up waiting and went to find something else to do.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tom. He went to the zoo and saw a monkey. The monkey stole his hat and started wearing it. Tom chased the monkey around the cage, and the monkey made all kinds of funny faces at him. Finally, the zookeeper helped Tom get his hat back. It was really a hilarious encounter.
Well, there's a story about a cat. The cat tried to catch a laser pointer dot all day, and when it finally did, it was very confused. Another one is about a dog. A dog went to the park and saw a squirrel. It chased the squirrel up a tree, and then sat at the bottom of the tree barking for an hour as if the squirrel was going to come down just because of the barking.
A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat hissed, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big - boned!'