Can you share some short funny ghost stories?
Sure. There was a ghost who was very shy. He was haunting an old house but every time someone came in, he would hide in the closet. One day, a little girl moved in. She started talking to the closet, saying she knew he was there and wanted to be friends. The ghost was so surprised that he finally came out and they ended up playing hide - and - seek together.
Once upon a time, there was a clumsy ghost. He was floating around a cemetery and accidentally bumped into a tombstone. He lost his balance and fell right through the ground. When he finally managed to get out, his sheet was all dirty. He then tried to scare a couple passing by, but they just laughed at his dirty appearance and the fact that he was still trying to look spooky with mud all over him.
There was a ghost who loved music. He haunted a concert hall. One night, the orchestra was practicing and the ghost decided to join in. He started making spooky noises that blended with the music in the most unexpected and hilarious way. The conductor was so shocked at first but then realized it added a unique touch to the performance. So from that day on, the ghost became an honorary member of the orchestra.
Can you share some very short funny ghost stories?
A ghost was floating around a library. It saw a book on how to be a better ghost. As it was reading, it got so absorbed that it didn't notice the librarian who screamed when she saw a book floating in mid - air.
Share some very short funny ghost stories.
Once upon a time, a ghost tried to scare a cat. But the cat just yawned and walked away. The ghost was so offended that it vanished immediately.
Can you share some funny short short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny short stories?
There was a little boy who tried to make his own flying machine out of a big umbrella and some ropes. He climbed onto the roof of his house, held the umbrella, and jumped. Of course, he didn't fly but landed safely in a big pile of leaves in his yard. His mom was shocked at first but then laughed when she saw he was okay.
Can you share some short funny stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' And the last one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some funny short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts.' The doctor said, 'Well, take the spoon out of the cup.'
Can you share some funny short stories?
A little boy asked his father, 'Dad, how much does it cost to get married?' The father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.'
Can you share some funny short stories?
There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I can rule something!' This is a really funny short story.
Can you share some funny short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny and scary ghost stories?
Sure. There was a story about a haunted house. A family moved in. At night, they heard strange giggles. Then they saw a small ghostly figure in the hallway that would disappear when they got closer. It was scary but also a bit funny because it seemed like the ghost was playing tricks on them.