Tell me a funny pee horror story you've experienced.
I was at a haunted house attraction. I had to pee really bad. When I finally found the 'bathroom' which was part of the horror set - it had a broken mirror and a dripping faucet. As I peed, I swear I saw a shadow move in the mirror. I was so freaked out I stopped mid - pee and ran out. Turns out it was just a trick of the light, but it was a scary moment.
Tell me a really funny Cards Against Humanity story you've experienced.
I remember playing with some friends. The black card was 'What gives you uncontrollable gas?'. A friend played 'Listening to Nickelback'. It was so unexpected. We all know Nickelback is a controversial band, but to connect it to having gas was just pure comical genius. It led to a long discussion about the band and our personal feelings towards them, all while still laughing about the answer in the game.
Tell me a really funny dog pee story.
There was this dog at the park. It was about to pee on a bush when another dog ran by and scared it. So instead of peeing on the bush, it ended up peeing on its own paw and then looked so confused as to what had just happened.
Share a funny teacher story you've experienced.
My history teacher was always a bit absent - minded. One time, he walked into the wrong classroom and started teaching his lesson for about five minutes before realizing it wasn't his class. The students in that class were really confused at first, but then they just found it hilarious.
Can you tell me a pee - related funny story from a movie?
In the movie 'Meet the Parents', there's a scene where the main character has some really awkward moments around the family. There's a part where he has an embarrassing encounter related to having to pee urgently. It adds to the overall comical chaos in the movie and makes for a very funny scene.
Share a really funny rv story you've experienced.
My RV had a broken horn that made a really strange, high - pitched squeal. One day, we were in a traffic jam on a narrow road. Another driver was trying to cut in front of us rudely. So, I honked the horn as a warning. The look on his face when he heard that crazy noise was priceless. He quickly backed off, and we all had a great laugh about it.
Tell me some funny pee pants stories.
There was a time at a water park. A boy thought he could hold it until he reached the restroom but as he ran towards it, he couldn't make it and his pee pants became a source of amusement for his friends. He was so embarrassed but we all had a good laugh later. He learned his lesson about not waiting too long to go to the bathroom.
Tell me a feu horror story you've heard.
There was a feu horror story about a hospital at night. A nurse was doing her rounds alone. She heard strange moaning coming from an empty room. When she opened the door, she saw a figure in a patient's gown, but its face was all distorted. She quickly shut the door and ran, but when she looked back, the figure was standing right behind her. It was so terrifying that she fainted on the spot.
Tell me a colonoscopy funny story you've heard.
A patient during his colonoscopy was given some mild sedation. While the procedure was going on, he started talking about his dreams of becoming a famous chef. He was describing all these elaborate recipes as if he was on a cooking show. When he came to, he had no idea he had been babbling like that. Everyone in the room had a good laugh about it. This story shows how the drugs can sometimes make people do and say really strange things during a colonoscopy.
Tell me a funny horror story.
Once upon a time, there was a man who moved into a new old house. At night, he heard strange scratching noises from the attic. When he went to check, he found a little mouse wearing a tiny top hat and monocle. It said in a squeaky voice, 'Sorry to disturb you, sir. I'm just looking for my cheese stash.' The man was so startled by the talking mouse at first but then couldn't help but laugh.
Tell me a horror funny story.
There was a haunted house where a poltergeist liked to play pranks. It would move things around and make spooky noises. One day, it decided to make the bed in the master bedroom look like it was floating. But when the new homeowners walked in, they thought it was a really elaborate trick by the previous owners. They started jumping on the 'floating' bed, having a great time. The poltergeist was so confused and frustrated that its attempts at scaring were being met with joy that it disappeared for a while. It was a horror - haunted house and all - but turned into a funny situation.