Tell me a funny horror story.
Once upon a time, there was a man who moved into a new old house. At night, he heard strange scratching noises from the attic. When he went to check, he found a little mouse wearing a tiny top hat and monocle. It said in a squeaky voice, 'Sorry to disturb you, sir. I'm just looking for my cheese stash.' The man was so startled by the talking mouse at first but then couldn't help but laugh.
There was a girl who went camping in the woods. In the middle of the night, she saw a figure outside her tent. It was a big, hairy monster. But when the monster opened its mouth, instead of roaring, it started singing a very off - key version of 'Happy Birthday'. The girl was terrified at first, but the monster's singing was so bad and funny that she ended up not being as scared and just told it to go away.
A group of friends decided to explore an abandoned asylum. As they walked through the dark corridors, they heard a spooky laugh. They followed the sound and found a ghost. But this ghost was different. It was juggling old bones and dropping them everywhere. One of the friends said, 'Well, this is the least scary and most clumsy ghost I've ever seen.' And they all had a good laugh while still being a bit spooked.
Tell me a horror funny story.
There was a haunted house where a poltergeist liked to play pranks. It would move things around and make spooky noises. One day, it decided to make the bed in the master bedroom look like it was floating. But when the new homeowners walked in, they thought it was a really elaborate trick by the previous owners. They started jumping on the 'floating' bed, having a great time. The poltergeist was so confused and frustrated that its attempts at scaring were being met with joy that it disappeared for a while. It was a horror - haunted house and all - but turned into a funny situation.
Tell me a horror funny story.
Once upon a time, there was a haunted house. A group of friends decided to explore it at night. As they entered, they heard strange noises. One of the guys got so scared that he accidentally tripped over his own feet and fell into a pile of old rags. But instead of being frightened more, everyone burst out laughing because he looked like a big, clumsy bear. Then they continued their exploration, only to find out that the 'horrible' noises were just a cat stuck in the attic.
Tell me a funny waxing horror story.
Once a girl went for a waxing session. The beautician was new and a bit clumsy. As she started applying the wax on the girl's leg, she accidentally dropped the whole pot of hot wax on the floor. But instead of cleaning it up first, she just continued with a new pot. While ripping off the wax strip, she pulled it so hard that the girl let out a scream that could be heard throughout the salon. It was a horror for the girl but looking back, it was also quite funny.
Tell Me Some Funny Christmas Horror Story Plots
In a small town, the Christmas nativity scene comes to life in a very strange way. The baby Jesus figure starts to cry like a banshee, and the wise men turn into creepy old men with glowing eyes. The animals in the scene start to act aggressively. The townspeople are initially scared but then they try to find a way to put the nativity scene back to normal before it completely ruins Christmas. It's a unique and somewhat comical horror story plot that plays with the traditional Christmas imagery.
Tell me a funny funny story.
A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.
Tell me some funny parent horror stories.
One time my parents decided to redecorate my room while I was at a sleepover. When I came back, they had painted it bright purple. I hated purple! It was like a horror to see my once - cozy blue room turned into this eye - sore. And they were so proud of it.
Tell me some funny period horror stories.
Here's a story. A girl was at a haunted house attraction during her period. She was already a bit on edge. Suddenly, she felt a 'creepy' wetness and thought it was some sort of horror special effect. But then she remembered her period and realized she might be having a major leak. She had to run out of the haunted house in a hurry, which was quite a scene. It was scary at first thinking it was part of the horror show, but looking back it's a funny situation.
Tell me some funny dating horror stories.
Well, once I went on a date with a guy who took me to a really fancy restaurant. But as soon as we sat down, he started talking on his phone non - stop about work. He completely ignored me and it was so awkward. I just sat there, twiddling my thumbs, waiting for him to finish. Eventually, I got fed up and left.
Tell me some 2 sentence funny horror stories.
The vampire tried to bite me but his fangs got stuck in his cape. He just stood there looking silly.
Tell me some funny Airbnb horror stories.
One time I stayed at an Airbnb and the pictures made it look like a modern, clean place. But when I got there, the whole house smelled like old socks. The bedding was dirty and there were strange noises coming from the attic all night. It was really creepy.