Tell me a colonoscopy funny story you've heard.
A patient during his colonoscopy was given some mild sedation. While the procedure was going on, he started talking about his dreams of becoming a famous chef. He was describing all these elaborate recipes as if he was on a cooking show. When he came to, he had no idea he had been babbling like that. Everyone in the room had a good laugh about it. This story shows how the drugs can sometimes make people do and say really strange things during a colonoscopy.
I heard about a guy who went for a colonoscopy. Before the procedure, he made a bet with the doctor that he could stay awake through the whole thing. Well, he did manage to stay awake, but he kept making really corny jokes the entire time. Like he would say things like 'Hey doc, is this the expressway to my intestines?' His non - stop joking made the whole process a lot more light - hearted and funny for everyone involved.
What are some colonoscopy prep funny stories you've heard?
I heard about a woman who during colonoscopy prep, accidentally spilled the prep liquid all over her kitchen counter. She was so flustered trying to clean it up while also worrying about getting the prep done on time. And then she realized she had some on her face from when she was trying to gulp it down quickly. It was quite the sight.
What are some of the funniest colonoscopy stories you've heard?
A patient once told the medical staff before the colonoscopy that he was more worried about his colonoscopy 'look' than the actual procedure. He was joking about how his colon might be presented in pictures. Another patient woke up and immediately asked if his colon was now 'colonoscopy - proof'.
Tell me a funny story and the funniest story you've ever heard.
A funny story I heard was about a cat that got stuck in a tree. The owner tried to coax it down with treats but the cat just stared blankly. Then a squirrel came along, snatched a treat, and the cat chased it down the tree. The funniest story was when a man went to the wrong wedding by mistake and ended up giving a really heartfelt speech to total strangers.
Tell a Funny Colonoscopy Prep Story
My colonoscopy prep was an adventure. I had to drink a large amount of that prep liquid. I got creative and made a 'prep - cocktail' by mixing it with some fruit juice to make it more palatable. I was sitting in my kitchen, sipping this strange concoction, when my friend called. I told her what I was doing, and she started laughing so hard. We ended up chatting for a while about all the crazy things people have to do for medical tests, and that made the whole prep process a bit more fun.
Tell me a really funny job applicant story you've heard.
Well, an applicant for a teaching job once showed up with a puppet. He said he used it to teach difficult concepts to students. But during the interview, he got so into the puppet's character that he started arguing with himself. It was hilarious and made the interviewers laugh a lot.
Tell Me Some Funny Camping Ghost Stories You've Heard
I heard about a camping trip where people thought they saw a ghostly face in the trees. It looked really eerie. However, in the morning when they went to investigate, they found that it was just a piece of old cloth that had gotten caught in the branches. The wind made it move in a way that made it look like a face. It shows how our minds can play tricks on us during a camping adventure, which is what makes these ghost stories so funny.
Tell Me Some Navy Carrier Funny Stories You've Heard
A navy carrier had a competition among the crew for the best ship - related joke. One sailor told a joke about how the carrier was so big that it had its own weather system. 'It rains inside when the laundry machines are on overload!' The whole crew burst out laughing, and that joke became popular for a long time on the carrier.
Can you tell me any funny breastfeeding stories you've heard?
There was a story about a mom who was breastfeeding in a coffee shop. Her baby suddenly stopped, looked up at her, and then made a really goofy face. It was like the baby was trying to communicate something really important but in a super silly way. The mom and the people around her who noticed all had a chuckle.
Tell me a feu horror story you've heard.
There was a feu horror story about a hospital at night. A nurse was doing her rounds alone. She heard strange moaning coming from an empty room. When she opened the door, she saw a figure in a patient's gown, but its face was all distorted. She quickly shut the door and ran, but when she looked back, the figure was standing right behind her. It was so terrifying that she fainted on the spot.
Tell me the funniest story you've ever heard.
Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a parrot with a red string tied to its leg. The shopkeeper said it was a special parrot. When the man took it home, every time he said something, the parrot just repeated 'Red string! Red string!' instead of answering him. It drove the man crazy.