What are the most memorable Funny Benzo Stories you know?

2024-11-26 12:39

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2024-11-26 17:17

There was a woman who took a benzo and then went grocery shopping. She got to the dairy section and was so entranced by the different types of cheese that she started talking to them as if they were old friends. She was saying things like 'Oh, you look so delicious, Mr. Cheddar' in a really loud voice. People around her were either amused or very confused.

2024-11-26 13:53

My cousin took a benzo before going to a family gathering. He's usually a bit uptight at these things. But this time, he was just so laid - back. He told really bad jokes all night long and thought they were the funniest things ever. For example, he said 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!' and then laughed uncontrollably for minutes. It made the whole family gathering a lot more entertaining.

What are the most memorable funny or amusing stories you know?

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2024-11-27 15:56

A story that stands out is when a young boy put on his dad's huge boots and tried to walk around, falling every few steps. It was hilarious. There was also a case where a parrot started talking like a pirate after watching a pirate movie. And a man who went to a job interview with his fly open and didn't realize until the interviewer told him at the end.

What are the most memorable funny yandere stories you know?

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2024-11-26 16:55

I remember a yandere story where a character was convinced that their love interest's pet dog didn't like them. So, they tried to win the dog over by dressing up as a dog themselves. They ran around on all fours, barking and wagging an imaginary tail. The love interest walked in on this scene and couldn't stop laughing. The yandere was a bit embarrassed at first but then joined in the laughter.

What are the most memorable funny sedation stories you know?

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2024-11-26 04:13

A man was sedated for a routine colonoscopy. As he was coming out of sedation, he started speaking in a made - up language. He was gesturing wildly and seemed to be having an intense conversation with an imaginary person. It was so funny that the doctors and nurses still talk about it.

What are the most memorable funny negotiation stories you know?

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2024-11-25 19:19

One story is about a landlord and a tenant. The tenant wanted to lower the rent. He showed up to the negotiation wearing a really old, shabby coat and said he was so poor he could barely afford food. The landlord felt sorry for him and agreed to a small rent reduction. Later, the landlord found out the tenant was a successful artist who just liked to bargain in a very dramatic way.

What are the most memorable funny action stories you know?

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2024-11-25 17:20

I remember a story about a cat that saw its reflection in a mirror for the first time. It thought it was another cat and started to attack the mirror. It was pawing at it and hissing, not realizing it was just its own reflection. It was quite a funny action.

What are the most memorable funny therapist stories you know?

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2024-11-23 19:36

I know a story where a therapist's office was right next to a construction site. During a session, the loud drilling noises outside were very distracting. Instead of getting frustrated, the therapist incorporated it into the session. He told the patient that just like the construction was trying to build something new, they were also building a new mindset. The patient found it so funny and it actually helped them focus better.

What are the most memorable funny carer stories you know?

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2024-11-23 12:03

I know a story where a carer was taking care of a patient who had a parrot. The parrot would mimic the carer's every word. One day, the carer accidentally stubbed her toe and let out a string of funny words. The parrot repeated them all, making everyone in the room burst out laughing.

What are the most memorable stewardship funny stories you know?

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2024-11-23 10:39

At an animal shelter, the steward was in charge of cleaning the kennels. One day, he put a little puppy in a temporary pen while he cleaned its kennel. But the puppy found a small hole in the pen and escaped. It ran around the shelter, jumping on the other animals and causing chaos. The steward chased it all around, slipping on some wet floors, and finally caught it when it got tired. It was a hilarious sight for the other staff members.

What are the most memorable funny layoff stories you know?

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2024-11-23 06:11

A company decided to do layoffs by making a 'fake' award ceremony. They called in the employees who were being laid off under the pretense of getting an award. But instead, they were given the news that they were being let go. It was a cruel prank in a way, but also had an element of dark humor to it. Some of the employees who were watching from the sidelines couldn't help but chuckle nervously at the unexpected turn of events.

What are the most memorable funny but stupid stories you know?

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2024-11-22 09:21

There's a story of a man who thought that if he ran fast enough, he could jump over a parked car. Of course, he failed miserably. Another one is about a girl who used a hairbrush as a toothbrush in the morning rush. She was very embarrassed when she realized. Also, there was a guy who believed that all birds could talk like parrots and spent hours trying to have a conversation with a sparrow.