Tell me a short funny bedtime story about animals.
A squirrel once found a big acorn. He was so excited that he decided to sleep with it that night. But the acorn was too big for his little nest. So he pushed and shoved it all around trying to make it fit. In the end, he just used it as a pillow and slept on top of it. When he woke up, his fur was all stuck to the acorn.
There was a cat who always dreamed of being a pirate. One night, he put on an eye patch made from a piece of black cloth and a paper sword. He jumped on his owner's bed and declared it his ship. He meowed orders at his teddy bear. But soon, he got tired of being a pirate and curled up next to the teddy bear and fell asleep, purring softly.
A duckling thought that the moon was a giant, shiny egg. One bedtime, he flapped his wings as hard as he could trying to reach the moon - egg. He quacked and quacked to call his brothers and sisters to come and see. But of course, he couldn't get any closer. Eventually, he gave up and waddled back to his little pond - bed and fell asleep, still dreaming of the big moon - egg.
Tell me a short funny story about animals.
A cat and a dog were arguing about who was the smartest. The dog said, 'I can do tricks like sit, stay, and roll over.' The cat replied, 'That's nothing. I can make people open doors for me, feed me, and clean my litter box without even asking.'
Tell me a short funny story about animals.
A group of ducks were walking in a line. The first duck said, 'Quack.' The second duck said, 'Quack.' But the third duck said, 'I'm not following this stupid 'quack' thing.' The first two ducks looked at him and said, 'Then you're not a real duck!' and they walked away. The third duck thought for a moment and then ran after them shouting, 'Wait, I'm a quack!'
Tell me a short old - time bedtime story about animals.
Once, a mother fox was tucking her cubs into their den for the night. She began to tell them a story. In the old days, there was a bear who was very clumsy. One winter, the bear couldn't find enough food because it was too big and noisy. But the little animals in the forest, like squirrels and mice, showed the bear how to be quiet and look for food in the right places. The cubs were amused and soon fell asleep, thinking about the bear.
Tell me a very short funny story about animals.
A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat hissed, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big - boned!'
Tell me a short funny Florida story about animals.
A seagull in Florida once stole an ice - cream cone from a little boy. It flew up to a lamppost with it. But as it started to eat, the ice - cream started to melt and drip all over the seagull. It flapped its wings in panic, trying to get away from the sticky mess. The boy couldn't stop laughing at the seagull's misfortune.
Tell me an anecdotal funny short story about animals.
A little boy had a pet turtle. He thought the turtle was too slow, so he decided to give it a 'ride'. He put the turtle on his skateboard and pushed it down the driveway. The turtle got scared and retracted into its shell. The skateboard then hit a small stone and flipped over. The turtle came out of its shell and slowly crawled away, as if it was saying 'I'm never getting on that thing again!'
Tell me a funny random short story about animals.
A parrot was very proud of his ability to talk. He would always show off in front of the other birds. One day, he saw an owl and said, 'Hey, you old grumpy face, why are you always so serious?' The owl just blinked and said, 'I'm thinking about important things, unlike you who just chat all day.' The parrot was offended and said, 'I can think too!' But then he couldn't come up with anything smart to say, so he just flew away, still muttering to himself.
Tell me a short funny offensive story about animals.
A parrot was in a pet store. A customer came in and the parrot said, 'Hey, you look like a fat penguin!' The customer was shocked and a bit offended. But the parrot just kept on squawking, thinking it was being really funny. The store owner had to quickly apologize to the customer.
Tell me a Khmer short funny story about animals.
A Khmer short funny story about animals is this. There was a little mouse that thought it was very brave. It saw a sleeping elephant and decided to show off its courage. It ran up to the elephant's trunk and squeaked really loudly. The elephant woke up and just blew the mouse away with a gentle puff of air. The mouse landed in a pile of hay and was so dizzy. When it regained its senses, it realized how silly it had been to challenge an elephant.
Tell me a quora short funny story about animals.
There's a story on Quora where a dog chased its own tail so vigorously that it got dizzy and fell over. It then just lay there looking confused for a few minutes. It was really funny as it seemed to have forgotten why it was chasing its tail in the first place.