What can be a really funny horse story?
A horse I knew was terrified of a little mouse. One day, a tiny mouse scurried across the barn floor. The big, strong horse saw it and jumped up on its hind legs, neighing loudly in panic. It then ran around the barn knocking over buckets and hay bales until the mouse disappeared. It was hilarious to see such a large animal so scared of something so small.
In a circus, there was a horse that could do a magic trick of sorts. When the trainer would say 'abracadabra', the horse would pretend to be asleep. It would close its eyes and not move a muscle. But as soon as the trainer offered a carrot, it would open one eye slyly. It was so funny how the horse played along with the whole 'abracadabra' and carrot routine. The audiences always roared with laughter when they saw this.
What are some really funny horse riding stories you know?
Well, I know a story where a rider was on a trail ride. The horse they were on was very food - oriented. It kept stopping every few minutes to nibble on the grass by the side of the trail. No matter how much the rider tried to get it moving, it just wouldn't budge until it had its fill of grass. It was really funny seeing the rider's frustrated but amused face.
What are some really funny horse racing stories from history?
In the early 1900s, there was a horse in a local race that refused to run on a muddy track. Instead of running forward, it just kept side - stepping and sliding around. The spectators were in stitches watching it. The jockey was so frustrated but couldn't do much about it.
What can be a really funny part in a funny elephant story?
When the elephant tries to do something completely out of its nature, like trying to fly by flapping its ears really fast. It's just so absurd and funny to imagine.
What can be a really funny fish story?
A funny fish story could be about a fish that thought it could fly. It saw a seagull flying above the water and was so envious. So, it wiggled its fins really fast and jumped out of the water as high as it could. Of course, it couldn't fly and ended up flopping back into the water with a big splash. All the other fish were watching and couldn't stop laughing.
What can be a really funny chicken story?
Well, there was this one time when a chicken decided to take a bath in a puddle. But it was a muddy puddle. So by the time it was done, it looked like a walking mud ball with feathers sticking out here and there. And it strutted around the farm like it was the most stylish thing ever.
What can be a really funny zipper story?
Imagine a circus clown. His pants had a huge, colorful zipper. During his act, he pretended that the zipper was a magic entrance. He tried to 'open' it to pull out a bunch of handkerchiefs, but instead, the zipper got stuck. He struggled and made funny faces while trying to fix it, which made the whole audience burst into laughter. It was a total mess but also extremely funny.
What can be a really funny lizard story?
Well, here's one. A lizard was sunbathing on a rock. A bird flew by and dropped a twig right next to the lizard. The lizard, thinking it was some kind of new enemy, jumped about a foot in the air and then ran and hid behind another rock. It peeked out a few seconds later, saw the twig was still there, and then very slowly came out and nudged the twig with its nose, as if to say 'What are you?' It was so hilarious to watch.
What can be a really funny Tanqueray story?
A funny Tanqueray story could be when a woman mistook Tanqueray for water. She was really thirsty and took a big gulp from the Tanqueray bottle. She immediately started coughing and sputtering, and then she said, 'I thought this was water, but Tanqueray has its own way of waking me up!'
What can be a really funny shrooms story?
There were some birds on a tree. One of them pecked at a shroom that had fallen on a branch. Right after that, it started to sing the most off - key song ever. It was so bad that the other birds covered their ears with their wings. But the bird didn't stop. It kept on singing, completely oblivious to how bad it sounded, and this made for a very funny scene.
What can be a really funny Friday story?
Well, here's a Friday story. There was a school play on a Friday. One of the actors was supposed to be a tree. But during the performance, his cardboard 'branches' started falling off one by one. He tried to keep acting like nothing was wrong while the other actors were trying hard not to laugh. It was a really comical situation and made for a very funny Friday story.