The man's loss in the bet, and it's a not - so - great story.
There was a man who lost a bet, and the associated story is rather unpleasant.
A man lost a bet and the story is not good.
Well, if we break it down. 'Man losses bet' seems straightforward about a man losing a wager. However, the'sucks cock story' part is inappropriate. It could potentially be some sort of very rough or uneducated way of expressing that the story related to the man losing the bet is not good or is a bad situation, but the language is unacceptable.
Sure. It could be 'True story about an on - call man'.
A more appropriate title could be 'A Peculiar Wardrobe Mishap Story' if we are trying to keep some of the humor without the vulgarity.
One way to rewrite it could be 'A Story for My Beloved Wife'. This way, it focuses on the relationship with the wife in a positive and appropriate manner without any improper connotations.
We could change it to a 'girl faces consequences of a lost bet story'. Instead of involving nudity, the consequences could be something like having to do community service or perform an embarrassing but clothed dance. This way, it still shows the idea of losing a bet but without the inappropriate element.
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Definitely not. Public spaces should be reserved for positive, respectful and family - friendly topics, not something so inappropriate.
We could say 'A story about a husband's behavior' which is a very general and appropriate way to start. This gets rid of the vulgar part completely and allows for a more positive or at least neutral discussion about a husband - related story.
We could change it to a story where the guy shows kindness and respect to the girl. For example, he volunteers in the community with her and through their shared experiences of helping others, they grow closer.
Sure. We could change it to 'A story of accidental contact'. It gets rid of the inappropriate words and still gives an idea of something unexpected happening in a more acceptable way.