Can you share some funny nurse patient stories?
A patient had a bandage on his foot and was supposed to keep it dry. But he accidentally stepped into a puddle. When the nurse saw his shocked face, she burst out laughing. Then she had to change the bandage while the patient was apologizing profusely and they both ended up sharing a laugh about his clumsiness.
Can you share some positive nurse - patient stories instead?
A nurse once noticed an elderly patient was feeling lonely. So, she would sit and chat with the patient during her breaks, sharing stories from her own life and listening to the patient's memories. This simple act made the patient's stay in the hospital much more pleasant.
Can you share some funny patient stories?
Sure. There was a patient who came in complaining of a strange noise in his ear. After examination, the doctor found out it was just his watch ticking in his pocket. He had forgotten he put it there.
Can you share some funny patient stories?
Sure. There was a patient who thought he was a superhero after getting anesthesia. He kept trying to 'fly' off the bed and save the world. It was hilarious.
Can you share some nurse funny stories?
A nurse once had a patient who was a bit hard of hearing. The nurse asked the patient if he needed anything and the patient misheard and thought the nurse said 'Do you need a nose job?'. The patient replied 'My nose is just fine, thank you!' which made the whole floor burst into laughter.
Can you share some funny nurse stories?
Sure. There was a nurse who accidentally wore two different shoes to work, one black and one blue. She didn't notice until a patient pointed it out and they all had a good laugh.
Can you share some funny dementia patient stories?
There was a dementia patient who believed she was a movie star from the 1920s. She would put on old - fashioned shawls and pose for 'photographers' which were actually just the other patients or the staff. She would also recite lines from movies that she thought she had starred in, in a very dramatic way. It was quite hilarious and brought a lot of joy to the place. For example, she would demand a 'red carpet' to walk on and would wave at her 'adoring fans' which were really just people passing by in the hallway.
Can you share some funny hospital patient stories?
I heard about a patient who got his leg in a cast. He decided to decorate it like a Christmas tree. He stuck little ornaments all over it and even put some tinsel. Every time the doctor came in, he couldn't help but smile at this creative patient.
Can you share some funny doctor patient stories?
One patient was very nervous about getting a shot. The doctor tried to calm him down. He said, 'This shot is like a little mosquito bite. It won't hurt much.' But the patient still looked terrified. So the doctor took out a huge, fake syringe and said, 'Look, this is the big, scary syringe we usually use. But for you, we have this tiny one.' Then he showed the real, small syringe. The patient finally relaxed and let the doctor give him the shot.
Can you share some funny pediatric nurse stories?
Sure. Once a little boy in the pediatric ward was so scared of getting a shot. The nurse told him that the syringe was a magic wand that would make his owie go away. He was so fascinated that he stopped crying and asked if he could keep the 'wand' after. It was really cute.
Can you share some school nurse funny stories?
Sure. Once, a little boy came to the school nurse thinking he had a broken arm because he couldn't move it. After a careful check, the nurse found out that his sleeve was just stuck on a chair knob. The look on his face when he realized was hilarious.