Can you share some funny disgusting stories?
Once in a school cafeteria, a kid accidentally dropped his plate of spaghetti. The noodles splattered all over the floor and some of it got on another student's shoe. The look on the second student's face was hilarious, but the mess was quite disgusting.
I heard about a situation where a man was trying to be all suave and pour a glass of wine for a woman on a date. But he accidentally tipped the bottle too far and spilled red wine all over the white tablecloth, and some even splashed on his own shirt. It was a funny and rather disgusting moment as the red wine stain spread.
Sure. There was this time at a picnic when a seagull flew over and pooped right on someone's sandwich just as they were about to take a bite. It was both funny and disgusting at the same time.
Can you share some disgusting funny stories?
There was this kid at a school cafeteria. He thought the green jello looked like a swamp. So, he put some gummy worms in it. When another kid sat down and saw it, he screamed in disgust which made everyone else look and then laugh. Because it was so unexpected and gross but in a funny way.
Can you share some disgusting horror stories?
There's a story of a haunted house where a family was brutally murdered. When new people moved in, they found maggots constantly appearing in the kitchen sink, no matter how much they cleaned. And at night, they could feel a cold, slimy presence crawling on their skin, accompanied by the sound of gurgling, as if someone was choking on their own blood.
Can you share some disgusting kid stories?
One disgusting kid story could be about a child who constantly picked his nose and then wiped it on the furniture. It was really gross and made everyone around uncomfortable.
Can you share some examples of disgusting short stories?
One disgusting short story could be about a person who finds a moldy sandwich in their old backpack that has been there for months. The smell is overwhelming and there are all kinds of strange colors and textures on the bread. Another could be a story where someone steps in a big pile of dog poop on a clean sidewalk and then has to walk around all day with the stench. And there's also the story of a character who discovers a rat has died in their attic and the smell has seeped into their living space.
Can you share some disgusting real life stories?
Here's another one. In an apartment building, there was a tenant who never took out their garbage. The smell became so unbearable that it started seeping into the other apartments. When the neighbors finally got the landlord involved, they found piles of rotting food and dirty diapers in the apartment. It was a truly disgusting situation.
Can you share some BuzzFeed poop horror stories that are not too disgusting?
Well, there could be a story where a person thought they had normal poop but then noticed a strange color. It turned out to be from some new food they ate. At first they were worried it was a sign of something serious, but it was just a harmless food - related change. It was still a bit of a shock though.
What are some funny disgusting stories from your experience?
Well, I remember a time at a zoo. There was a monkey that picked up its poop and threw it at a visitor who was making funny faces at it. It was so unexpected and made everyone around laugh while also being gross.
Can you share some funny funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.
Can you share the top most disgusting stories from history?
Well, there are stories of the Black Death. The streets were filled with the sick and dying, and the stench must have been unbearable. People were covered in sores and the whole situation was just tragic and disgusting in a sense.
Can you share some funny clean funny stories?
There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner decided to take a bath. The cat was very curious and sat outside the bathroom door meowing. When the owner opened the door after the bath, the cat looked at the owner in a very strange way as if it didn't recognize the clean and wet human in front of it. It was really a funny moment.