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What are some of the funniest colostomy - related incidents?

What are some of the funniest colostomy - related incidents?

2024-12-04 03:03
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One funny incident was when a patient's colostomy bag got caught on a doorknob. Instead of getting embarrassed, they just joked about how their 'extra part' was trying to explore the world. It was a great ice - breaker in the hospital ward.

There was this young patient who had a colostomy. He would draw funny faces on his colostomy bag. One day, he showed it to his doctor during a check - up. The doctor couldn't help but laugh. This simple act of adding humor to a rather serious medical accessory helped the young patient to feel more normal and less self - conscious. It also made the doctor - patient relationship more relaxed and friendly.

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