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There were two fish in a tank. One fish said to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' This simple joke - like story always makes me laugh. Another funny fish - related story is about a fisherman who caught a really smart fish. The fish looked at the fisherman and said, 'Let me go and I'll give you three wishes.' The fisherman was tempted but said, 'How do I know you'll keep your word?' The fish replied, 'Because I'm a fish of my word!'.
My friend once told me a story about his grandfather. His grandfather was a very old - fashioned man. One day, he was trying to figure out how to use a new - fangled coffee machine. He stared at it for a long time and then finally put his coffee cup on top of it and said, 'Now, make me some coffee!' When nothing happened, he got really angry and started yelling at the machine, 'You lazy thing, do your job!'. My friend watched the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing.
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There was this guy who tried to rob a convenience store. He wrote his demands on a piece of paper but accidentally used a permanent marker. When he handed the note to the cashier, his fingerprints were all over it. And when he realized this, he just froze and the cashier called the police. It was so silly.
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There was a man who tried to steal a bike by lifting it over a fence. But as he was doing so, his pants got caught on the fence and he was left hanging there, half - naked and unable to escape until the police came. It was really a hilarious sight for the neighbors who witnessed it.
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One day at the zoo, the zookeeper found that the monkeys had painted their faces to look like clowns. They had somehow gotten hold of some paint and brushes. They were swinging around and making funny faces at the visitors. The visitors were all laughing and taking pictures. It was like the monkeys were putting on their own little circus show, and the zookeeper didn't know whether to be angry or just laugh along.
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A group of penguins were having a race. One penguin was so determined to win that he put on roller skates. He zoomed ahead of all the other penguins at first. But then he couldn't stop in time and crashed right into an iceberg. All the other penguins just waddled past him, laughing. He ended up with a big bump on his head but still claimed that he would have won if not for the iceberg.
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Two fish were in a tank. One fish said to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' It was a fish tank, of course, not a vehicle, but the other fish replied, 'Sure, let's go forward.' And they just swam around in circles, which was really the only option in the tank. It was a silly moment between the two clueless fish.
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Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So, he asked the zookeeper why. The zookeeper said the penguin was missing his friend from the South Pole. The man felt so bad that he decided to cheer the penguin up. He started doing a silly dance in front of the penguin. And you know what? The penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. But then suddenly, the penguin joined in with its own wobbly little dance. It was hilarious.
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There was a boy named Tom who had a very strange hobby. He liked to wear his clothes backwards. One day, he went to school like this. His teacher thought he was some new kind of alien. His classmates couldn't stop giggling. Tom just grinned and said he was testing a new fashion trend. Even during gym class, he ran backwards and tried to play basketball that way. It was a total mess but everyone had a great time laughing at his antics.
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There was a kitten named Whiskers. Whiskers lived in a barn on a big farm. One night, Whiskers heard a strange noise. She followed the noise and found a family of hedgehogs. The hedgehogs were lost and couldn't find their way back to their nest. Whiskers helped them find their way home. As a thank - you, the hedgehogs told Whiskers a bedtime story. It was about a magical garden where all the plants could talk and the flowers would give you sweet dreams if you slept near them. Whiskers fell asleep imagining that garden.
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A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just kidding! Here's a real story. There was a clumsy waiter. He was serving a customer a plate of soup. As he walked towards the table, he tripped over his own shoelace. The soup went flying and landed right on the customer's head. The customer was so shocked that he just sat there with soup dripping down his face. And the waiter said, 'Well, at least you don't need a shower today!'.
Tell me another Friday Funny Story.
There was a Friday when a dog chased its own tail in the park. People were watching and laughing as the dog just kept going round and round, completely oblivious to how silly it looked. Eventually, it got dizzy and just plopped down on the grass, which made everyone laugh even more.